Karz by Kavinsky @ xistentia

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Karz by Kavinsky
We Got Your Practical Shit Too™

Showroom Location
Downtown Xistentia, Business Area

Available Models
Anything from Ferraris to pickups

Driving Lessons
Available. P.S. the British drive on the wrong side of the road.

Accepted Forms of Payment

• Item barter (food, clothing, contracted amount/duration)
  
• Service exchange (housecleaning, restaurant service)
  
• Favors (not sexual I guess, or you'd better be a dynamite lay)
  
• Job in showroom or as driving instructor

Note on Vehicles

• No gasoline or other fuel is required to operate these vehicles.
  
• Dream thief is not responsible if car exhibits minor weird quirks like radio genres, jealously stuck doors when your significant other is trying to enter the vehicle, and extra headlights.
  
• Dream thief is also not responsible if you get your ass killed because you don't know how to drive. Learn to drive.
  
• Don't hit a bison. The bison will win.

Contracts to be enforced by trolling