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[He scrubs at his face. This kid.]

I really don't give a shit about your relationship problems.

[Okay that's not entirely true, he does and would if this were a different sort of conversation. But he only has so much patience when it comes to something as serious as all this, and Kavinsly has been testing it.]

I give a shit about the murder, arson, kidnapping, stalking, and drug dealing Ronan mentioned.
I need to know if you've done any of those things here. I need to know you're not going to hurt *anyone.*
And no, I don't have the authority to throw you out, and honestly that sounds like a completely terrible idea at this point.

[At least this way they can keep an eye on you during school hours.]

Edited 2016-03-14 04:37 (UTC)

[augh, adult supervision. what a nightmare.

fortunately, kavinsky considers himself an expert at nightmares. he can tolerate this, for awhile yet.]

no, no, no, no, no for questions 1 through 5
imma leave ur lil babies alone. they tender asses r all urs, old boy. scouts honor
u can have prof x check my brains wit his fuckin superpowers if u want

[the minute he hits send, he regrets that last part, but it's too late.]

[Lucky for Kavinsky, Kotetsu ~~isn't Kogami~~ has some Strong Feelings about brain privacy.]

That's not necessary.
You can't be punished for your old crimes here, so as long as you don't repeat any of them, we don't have a problem.

[Though he is definitely going to be watching you, sir. Because...well, it'd be irresponsible to ignore the warning, especially with how evasive Kavinsky's been about the whole thing.]

This doesn't apply just to Xavier's, though.
When I say anyone, I mean it.

[Do not test him, Joseph Kavinsky 8|]

r u going 2 stalk me
isnt that a little i dunno
hypocritcla
considering the shit the exwife was whining about

[kavinsky may be entertained to see kotetsu try. he doesn't have plans for evil at this very moment, but you know. there's always time.]

[Please excuse Kotetsu while he finds a wall to bang his head against. Or, you know, five.]

Are you actually incapable of taking anything seriously for five minutes?

"Don't hurt people" isn't exactly an unreasonable request, here!!

[Couldn't you be a normal delinquent and just like. Skip school and shoplift and tag walls with spray paint!!!]

Edited (i forgot a joke i was going to make) 2016-03-18 08:13 (UTC)