pillz: (lmao)
joseph kavinsky ([personal profile] pillz) wrote 2017-10-25 12:48 am (UTC)

[kavinsky makes the grossest possible sound, sucking down his straw with a sound effect like a florid toilet flushing or other sewer sounds, obnoxious as a child. gghghsfssshck, red liquid zooming up the straw for a moment...

and then he takes his mouth off the thing, with a liberal smacking of his lips.]


If we're going to arm wrestle, I gotta warn you, [he says.] I'm fucking amazing. [he slaps his cup aside and abruptly bounces onto his feet, faster than a cat and thrice as agile.]

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