eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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Comments

[pillz]

mayb i was born wit it mayb it was maybelline


i think i was born wit it
naturla beaty
no pentagrams rquired
guess i dont got tree powers tho

that little face gets me every time goddamn

[mellori]

yeah those of us in the proletariat class have to work for the things you bourgeoisie were born with
go figure

they're not that great
not that bad either though.

C:

[pillz]

humility is so fuckin passe
its the denim on denim of social interactoins
white after labor day
clip on earrings
man thong when u aint freddie baxter

[mellori]

[ literally everyone knows freddie huh. ]

i'm not being humble it legit sucked for a really long time and it took a lot of work not to be like
fighting with it 24/7

[pillz]

[biblically, even.]

r u sayin u won th fight

[mellori]

kind of
i think it didn't need to be a fight to begin with and i just approached it that way bc
you know
why wouldn't everything be a fight

[pillz]

will u look at that. adam fucking parrish
learnin and growin
in wayz they dont add points 2 ur gpa for
hows it feel
do u enjoy the peace of midn
the increased regularty
knowin daddy didnt mark u up so bad fter all

1/2

[mellori]

it's fucking weird

[mellori]

you probably already knew that

cw fat shaming

[pillz]

what r u talkin about
im jus a fattie
growin horizontal
or have ew been talkin abo ur secret cottage cheese adn rolls this whole time?/
fyi may b a deal breaker

[mellori]

sorry to break it to you but i think u r growing in ways that don't involve the horizontal

i have literally never eaten cottage cheese in my life

[pillz]

u dont sound sorry u lil bitch
dont eat cottge cheese
it turns into constipation & metaphors
and u dont want it 2 go wrong one of ur sugarbaby nights

[mellori]

i'm sorry bc i know how much you hate personal growth and softness and all good things in the world

dw i think it'll be all right

[pillz]

>softness
>softnes
>softnes?//

[deflection? never. kavinsky is an easy and straightforward person.]

im a man
i only got hard bits

2/2

[pillz]

question
parrish

[mellori]

mea culpa

what's up

[pillz]

r u happy baby boy

[mellori]

shit

don't you know happiness is for rich doctors

[ yeah, he kind of really is. ]

[pillz]

tahts not true
or they wouldnt need teh cocaine. ;(

[mellori]

aw you missed your calling

no wonder hospitals are so expensive

[pillz]

nah man
my callign was gettin the doctors blow & handjobs in the backseats of their caddies
nailed the gig
m,aybe not as good as ure >nailign urs
;(

[mellori]

there is no nailing

what's your calling now?

[pillz]

bullshit [but it's affectionately typewritten, to th3 extent that that's possible.]

im an agent of love, baby
anonymized by ur forgetting. the edge of the morning is sharp. cuts out my name and skins off my face & replaces it wit the impression of the one u wish ud had
im not the one. im just the one who makes u think of the one
piano key ribs adn red linez that measure the compass of ur fingers that measured the shape of my cock
little bit of a hangover
& the temporary deflation of ur balls ;(

[mellori]

[ weirdly, adam likes this side of kavinsky best of all. ]

is all that we see or seem but a dream within a dream

[pillz]

[at least it's the side of kavinsky that performs less kidnappings annually.]

nah babe
u get 2 be real.

[they've talked about this before, but it isn't so serious anymore.]