eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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feel free to put texts, audio, video, whatever IC communiques would go here.


CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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Comments

30 mins later (im scared of blue's part 2)

[pillz]

what time

[louden]

I don't think we really specified a time, so... Whenever? If you want to be helpful you could come earlier and work on cooking with us.

[ kavinsky. helpful. domestic. oh, blue, you beautiful tropical fish. ]

[pillz]

u know how othr supervillains bring locust plagues and dead kids

[that's god, kavinsky, not a supervillain&mdash or]

i feel like thats me and food poisoning
when im asked 2 cook
ill be there. what do u like to drink

[louden]

I thought supervillains just had cats and lairs with pools filled with sharks with lasers attached to their backs.

I like cran-grape juice, but I like yogurt more. With fruit bits at the bottom. Bring that.

[ which she doesn't eat and instead hands off to gansey because those two are r i d i c u l o u s. ]

[pillz]

[kavinsky is so lucky that she didn't text that out loud and he doesn't even know it.]

the more u know

i meant booze. shit
do u drink
pour it into ur yogurt cups and swirl it around maybe

[louden]

I know what you meant. I've never drank before, I don't know what I like.
That sounds like it would be absolutely disgusting. I should try it some day.
Bring whatever you think I would like.

[pillz]

ok
c u there

happy holidays jane