eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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feel free to put texts, audio, video, whatever IC communiques would go here.


CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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YES
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Comments

[siaw]

excuse you, 'fast'?

1/2

[pillz]

i dotn think > slow is the word fo it, man

2/2

[pillz]

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mayb that one time

[as close as kavinsky can get to demure about anything related to sex.]

[siaw]

didnt we like, cuddle

[pillz]

no one can orove anything asshoel

[siaw]

i dont need to
what matters is that you know it, and i know it
:)

[pillz]

bitch
when u go home do u want 2 take ur pupply w u & the rest

[siaw]

well no
the puppy will be yours
like actually yours
why you dont wanna take it home with you?

[pillz]

idk
i mean its cool im just not gonna b me
but ill probabyl be better at dogs than i am now
im in

[siaw]

wtf does that mean
you're not gonna be you

[pillz]

[there's a pause which means kavinsky is thinking about lying.]

my incentive is a do-over
i mean ill still b fuckin awsome ;(
but u know

[maybe also less shitty. a general upgrade. but it does mean he won't remember this or much of anything else.]

[siaw]

[ way to turn this conversation around, buddy. ]

no
i dont know
explain

[pillz]

[well it's still dog adjacent. they've been further off base before!]

idk the details man
just want a sweet deal next time aroudn
still jave my powers
anbd drive a sick car
have cool parents & shit
(hopefully still $$$ but id b cool wo)
ill probably like dogs & play teh bagpipes & go campign i dunno
i dont think abt it a lot

[maybe a little. but it isn't exactly something to think about now.]

[siaw]

[ the pause is pretty telling. The screen might show Caleb typing, stopping, typing again, stopping again.

That's nice, isn't it. A different life. Caleb could ask for his mother to just have her powers back. He could ask that his father's brother never had to die. He could demand that his dogs could never get hurt again.

He could make it so he'd never have to say goodbye to anyone. He'd never have to hide. He and Nico could be unstoppable.

It'd be too easy. Everything with Kavinsky has to be too easy. Why does that piss him off? Of all the stupid fucking things. ]

ok

[pillz]

[this might have been through first time anyone has ever accused kavinsky of being anything but difficult.]

don't get pissy @ me bcuz u dunno how 2 negotiate a good deal, shit tit
what did u ask 4

[siaw]

none of your business
but i didn't do it because i had a shit life
even if i did
i wouldnt change who i was

[pillz]

[a beat's pause on kavinsky's end, this time.]

suit urself

[but the other thing isn't right.]

im not going 2 change > who i am
im gonna b a dream thief w a fast car
& a huge dick ;(
prety sure u'd like me
on account of ur dog being alive + ohter shit
(dick included)

[siaw]

it doesn't matter
im not looking for another you

[ Caleb. You're kinda talking like you and Kavinsky are supposed to be together forever. Chill. ]

[pillz]

catch me b4 i die in virginia & well have some fun
fast and anoymous
get a tramp stamp and a haircut adn ur my type

[it's a sulkathon.]

does wylan know ur incentive

[siaw]

i wouldn't let you die.

[pillz]

gee thx mr. holt
then ill join ur pack fo dogs
when it comes 2 pill pocketz i prefer pork flavor ok
im gonna name ym dog bulgar
or mr. darcy

[siaw]

you don't get it do you.
i'm giving you something that's precious to me.
i told you i wouldn't let you die.
and you still think this is a game.

tw ableist language

[pillz]

it's not a game
it's the world, retard
there r probably 3 million josepb kavinskys out there setting their shit on fire & dying
just pick one
we all have teh same size dick
then u can take that 1 home or whatever

[siaw]

suggestion for your next therapy session
stop pretending you dont care if anyone will miss you when youre gone

[pillz]

how reglarly do u cry over people who may or may not give a fuck about somethin youll never remember
& when u do cry
is it out of ur ass
into a bucket
labeled diarrhea
im not tryin 2 fuck wit u (much) holt. theres a pack of kids from my homewtown, henrietta, virginia. they know me from there
2 of them have fucked off & come back already in less than a year.
theres always another one
thats how it works. dont be a weird bitch abo it
at least im not stuffin anybodys baby brother in teh trunk of my car this time
when i get my inceintive thats the only time theres only gonna be 1 of me