eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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feel free to put texts, audio, video, whatever IC communiques would go here.


CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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YES
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Comments

[coy]

this vampire i was talking to said a boy told him about how some vampires are able to walk in the sun. as in the way i can walk in the sun.

[ and right now, she can't remember what she'd told him.]

cw immediately resorts to vulgarity

[pillz]

[... :{


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kavinsky's main talent is, when he does actually have a bit of the higher moral ground, he immediately lights himself on fire and takes a barrel roll downhill. less literally nowadays but still.]

oh u must think it's me bc i tell everybody abo the way u feed elf baby blood 2 ur vaginally dentata

[coy]

no, i thought it might be you because i haven't told many people the specifics of what being a vampire is like.

[ which, if he can read between the lines, means he's special.]

[pillz]

[ kavinsky is not very good at reading between the lines, usually because he's busy reading himself linkin park lyrics inside his mind.

but

but.]

like
u only told me or me & 2-3 other ppl
what order did u text us ur middle fingerz
did u wait like 32 whole secs b4 callin me out
mayb i did it

[make friends with less obnoxious assholes, caroline.]

[coy]

don't be like that joseph. i didn't tell you not tell people. it's on me. i was just asking.

[pillz]

dont b like what
u cant flagellate urself & me @ the same time
unless thats a vampier power

[coy]

just forget it.

[pillz]

ifne
it wasnt me
u should probaby check ur six, somebody runnin around talkin shit
if u want

[pretending, much like a cat, that nothing had happened at all--]

i can talk to them 4 u

1/2

[coy]

it's okay. i can deal with them myself. :)

[coy]

hey, you know that i trust you, right? we're okay?

her little face X(

[pillz]

takes more than that 2 break anythin caroline forbes ever built
(is ur welcome wagon still athing even)
(i mayb lied)

it's too cute.

[coy]

good.

about what?

[pillz]

about whether all ur shit can stand th etest of time
ur welcome wagon thing 4 eudio
is it still goin

[coy]

yeah, kind of, why?

[pillz]

i liek knwoing ure indestructible
it comforts me

[coy]

[ she can't tell if he's being a smartass or not but she errs on the side of hope.]

i find that oddly flattering.

[pillz]

mayb cuz it a weird compliment

[hope does spring eternal.]

[coy]

we are weird, aren't we.

[pillz]

hey dont drag me down 2 ur level
wrst i ever did was kill my dad

[the lie never gets old.]

[coy]

i've killed a lot more than that.

cw vulgarity etc.

[pillz]

i know it
keeps u up at night
puts that tortured glitter in yo eyes and dramatic cut 2 ur cheekbones
makes the pain of waxing the vag more tolerable
guilt suits u, monster girl

[coy]

please don't say that

[ which part? all of it, probably.]

[pillz]

what else is ther 2 talk about if not ourselvez ;(

hi i'm an idiot. that's what i get for tagging from my phone.

[coy]

i know that

[pillz]

no shame in feelin guilty, sweetheart
i mean apart from teh obvious
seems to keeps u in line