eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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feel free to put texts, audio, video, whatever IC communiques would go here.


CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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Comments

text;

[mellori]

[ he doesn't like kavinsky. he doesn't know kavinsky. he doesn't want to know anything about kavinsky. he doesn't even know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that the memory itself was kavinsky's. but adam's intuition has always been sharp. it's what comes of growing up in a situation where one needs to be closely attuned to the moods and thoughts of other people.

it takes him an hour with his phone in his hand to actually decide to get in touch. even then he can't convince himself it's a good idea. ]

hey

[pillz]

[kavinsky is

somewhere. taking his time responding, but most people probably are; busy with the new internet freebies that eudio's unique technology just unloaded. he doesn't exactly sound concerned, anyway, when he responds:]

sup parrish

[mellori]

[ all right, well, that's been good. conversation over. actually initiating contact with kavinsky is like a chess game where every move takes incredible deliberation because he knows it isn't something he should be doing, in the back of his mind. probably. this is the worst.

it's the worst!! ]

so like

[ ahhhhHHHHHHHHHHH. ]

you ever seen any hitchcock or were you too busy being obnoxious eurotrash

[pillz]

lol
fuck
what the hell are u talking about

do u want me 2 dream u a black and white movie dvd?
are u trying 2 get a girl to have home cinema sex w u

theres some new shit for that on the network
gotta keep up man

[kavinsky's pawns scatter away from adam's bishop. his queen is doing something very distracting on the far end of the field. will adam's pieces survive?!]

[mellori]

[ you know, in all the care he's taken to initiate this conversation he forgot that talking to kavinsky is like having someone upend the board while you're playing. ]

no shithead there's a movie theater doing hitchcocktober here i guess for halloween or something and his movies are fucked up like you are so i was gonna say we should go but i am realizing now how insane that is

1/2

[pillz]

r u sure you wouldnt rather take ur 80-year-old girlfriend
who youre obviously dating bcuz u like urself some ollllld shit

+ dementia lol

2/2

[pillz]

yeah lets go

should i wear heels

[mellori]

i'm not dating anyone
this isn't a date
i don't give a fuck what you wear

ok cool

[pillz]

ok

[not offended! kavinsky is generally going to be the one doing the offending in this relationship, he's fairly sure.]

i hope u dont think this is murder lessons p2
hitchcock might be classic cinema but i wouldnt take him 4 practical advice

[mellori]

you know an awful lot about him for the level of shit you were giving me

cw facetious use of the b word cuz hes terribleee

[pillz]

some bitch gettin stabbed in the shower, man
bad tactics
unless knife = dick. i do know that :)


if u try to make me and gansey hold hands i'll bring a molotov just let me know

crying

[mellori]

i'm not into knives you have to get too close

[ HAHAHA DELETING THIS CONVERSATION FUCK EVERYTHING. and that's... officially too close to sharing and caring for adam's comfort level. ]

i didn't ask gansey thank u this is fucked up enough already

[pillz]

acceptable terms

ill bring weed unless u want something else
u dont have to bring anything (new leaf)

[adam think about your choices]

[mellori]

[ i mean. objectively adam could probably stand to chill the fuck out but this is a terrible idea and he should feel terrible about it. ]

you're going to get us kicked out of hitchcocktober

[pillz]

lighten up
1. this shits legal here
2. u deserve the good shit

i saw what happened 2 marie

[mellori]

[ just like that he's reliving that night, whelk's gun swinging toward gansey and then adam on his knees in the dirt in the middle of the pentagram. does he regret it? he knows that he should.

a good person would. ]

fuck

[pillz]

that doesnt sound like u r lightening up, parrish ;)

[at least, kavinsky doesn't share and care in the abominable, normal ways that adam cannot abide.]

[mellori]

i'm not very good at being light
but ok
yeah ok
jesus i hope they're not showing vertigo that seems like a recipe for disaster

[ strangely this is why they get along in these moments. ]

[pillz]

i have no idea what the fuck that is
but i got ur back killer
text me the day b4 i will pick u up

[mellori]

it's a movie you philistine
sounds good
i don't have a cool nickname for you sorry

[pillz]

forgiven.
philistine is fucking terrible so we shouldnt do that 4 sure.
we can talk about it later
i think a girl is trying 2 fuck me right now

talk to u later man.

[mellori]

jesus
all right kavinsky go get fucked

i'll call you.