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CUDDLR

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18)

want 2 see my dragon ;)

cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain

anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19)

who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20)

dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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cut what out? giving a shit? in general

yeah

most of the time it's not actually work if it's genuine

but you must care about something a little bit if you're here, right?

yeah sure. i care abo me
pretty standard
u care abou you. thats pretty standard too
its the rest that seems lke a waste of fucking energy

are you lonely?

hahaha where the fuck did u get that from

it just sounds lonely. just thought i'd ask.

[it's awhile-- a few minutes, maybe.]

shit happens. not a big deal
theres big deal shit and little deal shit ;(

Edited (somehow i replaced an entire line about shit) 2015-12-01 02:22 (UTC)

[ so that's not a definite no to not being lonely. ]

okay, but less shit is still shit
i don't think size necessarily makes it better
don't say anything about your dick

my d ok
less shit is less shit. u would postpone your lil skater league if u.d.o. caught fire or we had a flood of crying orphans incoming who needed ur shitgiving intervention
what the fuck r we talking abo anymore

of course i would. so?
i don't know. orphans, i guess. apparently
you hating everything
but yourself i mean. i'm not sure
which is fine

it sure is. we always fine. its fucking u.d.o.

whats wrong wit your home
that u trying 2 fix

i'm not sure what that's supposed to mean.

nothing's wrong with my home
like the world isn't ending or anything
i just got my best friend into some trouble
and disappointed my mom, i guess

it mean
everyone here shits roses
and it always sunny
we dont have problems
tho there was this house fire once lol
ur poor mom. u monster

i sincerely hope you don't really think any of that is true
and that you're just being sarcastic or ironic or whatever
that's me, i'm terrifying

lol whove u met who has problems

[she probably hasn't met eponine or john. that's his bet. he doesn't believe in the existence of the various tortured former-ninja vigilante-type unicorns implied by the network.]

you know most people who have problems usually don't advertise them
also weren't you just saying we all have problems if we're here?

lil ones

unlike my

u know the rest. ;(

u hit me up when you got those shoe sizes. long + lingering hug 2 seal the deal

unlike your 4 stars. right.

[ that's as close as she's getting to even acknowledging what he's actually referring to, okay. ]

i will. i really appreciate you offering to help. :)

Edited (fuuuck) 2015-12-03 04:45 (UTC)