eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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YES
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NO
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Comments

[coy]

mad about what?

[pillz]

r u being coy

[coy]

no.

if you're asking if he's mad about the date, then no, he isn't.

[pillz]

thats cute
i know a lot of guys who talk big abo keeping it open but they can't deal
u win
4 dicks total

[coy]

oh no, he's totally the jealous type.

he's just not allowed to be mad. we're not exclusive.

[pillz]

oh
what u think about the other people he seeing
this one of those straight people deal by don't deal deals

[:)a]

[coy]

klaus doesn't exactly... avoid things. he's more of a "hands on" kind of guy.

[ using his hands to tear people's heart's out...]

[pillz]

so this is ur idea?
despite yo old mo
u saucy minx

[:)aaaaa]

[coy]

yeah, i mean, i have no idea if he's seeing anyone else. [ 99.9% sure he isn't and well, besides the one kiss she gave gansey, she hasn't been with anyone else here for a few months.]

[pillz]

damn
bad boy must b pretty fuckin bad

[sympathetic noises. concealing the clang of plots and plans.]

[coy]

no, i just rather not know.

[ liar ]

[pillz]

[caroliar.]

what he gotta do 2 make u true

[coy]

most complicated answer ever.

[pillz]

would u say what he did was worse or better than
1. kidnapping ur brother
2. threatening to kill a dude in a fire
3. drugs an money
4. creating fucked up monsters
5. talking abo penises all the time

ur subjective opinion please

[coy]

1. worse
2. worse
3. worse
4. the same thing
5. noope.

[pillz]

[it is the great dingus race.

girl what do you mean worse.

fine. >( number 4 warrants interest though, of course.]

you fuckers got monster magic

[coy]

[ she's been keeping the secret but lately... with everyone else coming out... why shouldn't she?]

vampires. werewolves. witches. all of it.

[pillz]

shit. sounds like fun.

which one is yo alpha male monster makin boy
i gotta look out 4 mine

[more lies. lies upon lies. anything in the service of entertainment.]

[coy]

[ since he announced it to the network already...]

he's one of the original vampires. and now he's a werewolf-vampire hybrid.

you know someone... like a vampire or something?

[pillz]

i am impressed. and i dont even know waht the fuck a hybrid w-v is.

nah man i was talking about big g. not sure he can hold his own against alpha wv jealous man. i mean not that he gotta, i believe in ur fake relationship

i dont think we got vampires. maybe wizrds r something

[kavinsky has literally never thought of himself as a wizard before in his life, but it sounds like an innocuous revision of his username.]

[coy]

he doesn't need to hold his own against anyone in regards to me. i'm not going to let klaus to do anything to him. it was just a date. and a kiss.

gansey will be fine.

[pillz]

aight :)

i believe in u cuz u president

[coy]

i've got your backs.