eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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YES
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Comments

[tstop]

that criteria is too easy
which is kind of a weird thing to say
the bar's not that high i guess
but refraining from kidnapping and killing doesn't really reach it
or are you some kind of secret murderer who's done a good job this year?
bad job?

[pillz]

yes.

[a very bad job. he's barely been a supervillain here at all, really.]

i was normal. work, sleep, fuck, shit, eat, the usual
i didnt call anybody a cunt
9 days clean. and i helped my neighbor wit their garbage the other day
didnt even go digging around in it 2 find teir secrets

[tstop]

what's kris kringle up to right now?

[pillz]

i climbed a mom n pop grocery store and stopped 4 a breather
my lungs r jacked up because of smoking hahaha
lookin at peoples heads goin into the shop. not spittin on anybody
behaving
enjoying the breeze and the view
i mean
everybodys titties r covered up bcuz its 'cold' 4 u.d.o.
see
nice.

[tstop]

if i find you, can you stop pretending to be a gargoyle and climb down for a sec?

hows she look so pretty and yet so exasperated at the same time

[pillz]

anything 4 u sugartits =)

pageantry???

[tstop]

i don't think that's what i told you my name is
i knew it was too many nices
you want to give me a hint as to where you are other than 'up'?

[pillz]

jody & jack's grocery
next 2 the korean jesus church
im the one on the roof wo a shirt

[tstop]

i'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that the reason you're not wearing a shirt isn't because you gifted it to someone else
okay, i'll see you in a little bit i guess
i'll be the one on the ground wearing all of my clothes

[pillz]

i will wait 4 u like fucking rapunzel

[which borders on generous. kavinsky never really waits for anybody, outside of an ambush.]