eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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feel free to put texts, audio, video, whatever IC communiques would go here.


CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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YES
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NO
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Comments

[aglonby]

you and i both know shes not going to do that.

[pillz]

i dunt know how she learne d how 2 talk how dumb u gotta be
ok. ill play
weigh the pros and cons 4 me

[aglonby]

pros: she stays away from you
cons: one less person for you to fuck

hard and trying times for you im sure.

[pillz]

con: i like th attention
i like attenton. period
u could tell right? am i so fucking subtle

[aglonby]

had no idea actually. a shocking turn of events. suck it up kavinsky you can find attention from other people without stringing her along.

[pillz]

lmao
>stringing her along
what is this shit she's talkin

[aglonby]

she didnt say that. she hasnt said much about you except for the thanksgiving thing and she actually likes you while you dont so tell me how that makes for a good relationship. im sure you can find someone to date that uses you as much as you use them.

[pillz]

u raise a nmber of good points. i can see u have considered your case carefully as well as ur strategy. hats off korea

[aglonby]

you gonna do it or are you humouring me.

I CANT NAVIGATE MY MOUSE sorry for random dw notifs

[pillz]

lil of column a & b
how do u feel abt taking over if i terminate wit her. im open 2 negotiating terms

[maybe he's serious, insofar that kavinsky never is, really, even when he means every word he says. texts.]

NO WORRIES NO WORRIES

[aglonby]

this might shock you but im not doing this so i can have her instead.

[pillz]

[cheng you sweet summer child.]

sweetheart. oh honey
haha shit
im not talking abo u on her.
im talking abt me on u

[aglonby]

[ oh. oh. ]

i should have seen that one coming.

[ few mins later. ]

is this the kind of term that is necessary to you dumping her.

[pillz]

it sure as fuck wont hurt

p.s. u suck at haggling lol

[aglonby]

never had to haggle for my dignity before asshole give me a break.

so what ARE you terms. im opening up negotiations lets go.

cw vulgarity i don't know if i already put one in this thread @_@

[pillz]

this is u.d.o. im obligated 2 leave ur dignity intact. theres a limit on my dickery. [says no one he's left in his swathe of destruction in the past few months but still.] bsides youre pretty dignified arent u. id have to really go 4 it if i wanted to punch into it thru any hole

[in the meantime!! everyone is screaming henry no irl!]

idk what have u already done
i dont want to be creepy

[ʘ‿ʘ✿]

[aglonby]

this is you with a limit on your dickery? jesus, amazing. [ he's finding some of the best ways to deal with kavinsky's shittiness is to ignore it so he will ignore the rest of that.

while not ignoring the bit about the terms, though. henry, no! ]

stop pretending you give a shit and tell me what do you want.

[pillz]

ok.
a fuck. jst one
make outs maxing out twice a week
start date 2 be determned
til whenever u think ninas in the clear

[aglonby]

that's it? and i get to decide when it ends?

[pillz]

sure.
u just gotta time it 4 when u dont think shed jump back on my dick

[of course.]

could be a lil while.
seems like starvatin chewed up her brain pretyt bad
but shell prob figure it out eventully

[aglonby]

dont. [ sometimes kavinsky's crap is hard to ignore. back on topic. ]

she will but its whatever shes better off without either of us.
got one req. well first ive got to ask are you going to gloat about this to people.

cw racism

[pillz]

i can if u want
what do u want me 2 say
8 inches uncut
smells like soy
dont be mad i think ur pretty

[aglonby]

flattering. but no id rather you not gloat if thats at all possible for you.

[pillz]

sure
we have 2 tel nina tho right/ least part of it
or u makin me promis scouts honor

[aglonby]

no you can tell her whatever you want as long as it involves the part where youre breaking up with her.