pillz: (lay with me)
joseph kavinsky ([personal profile] pillz) wrote2015-11-14 01:48 am
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a weak-ass cr chart 4 [community profile] eudio

nsfw text. spoilers! and cw for general insults/bullying, vague implications of racism, sexism, etc.

KEY OF TERMS:

maybe/incomplete tdl item
yes*
fuck/no or the convincing delusion thereof
* Kavinsky hates everything

GANGSEY AND RANDOMLY ALSO CHENG


RONAN LYNCH
baby daddy
still in your head. like a fucking tumor, waiting to metastasize to your heart!
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DICK 3G
baby daddy's daddy
there's jack shit to envy here. 3 cocks? yikes. no envy. none. zero zilch nada
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JANE SARGENT
jane jane
pescatarian. (lesbian dig? lamprey joke? do we have in-jokes now? don't tell dick.)
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NOAH CZERNY
marie
me too, sweetheart
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ADAM PARRISH
a murderer!
you were half-right: this exactly what being my friend feels like. congratulations.
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CHINESE GUY
cheng for president
sj means sphincter of justice, pinched and full of shit. cool guy
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EUDITES

EPONINE THENARDIER
main squeeze
i've probably fucked you more times than i've ever fucked anybody.
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JOE MACMILLAN
experiment in gerontophilia
whether the prize is top or biggest human clusterfuck, i play to win, motherfucker!
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JOHN ALLERDYCE
firestarter
the first rule of club evil is the handjob induction ceremony
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ILDE FEATHERSTGAHG
a bikini
i saw the gates of heaven strapped into waterproof lycra. they were beautiful
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CAROLINE FORBES
for use against gansey
laid back for a girl maintaining a strict 4.0 on every fucking aspect of life
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JAKE PERALTA
officer of the law
he killed my father and is prepared to die in a rooftop shoot-out. safeword i.b.s.
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CASSIE AINSWORTH
origami bird
i think you're gonna be ok. i think about you being ok. not all the time, but i do.
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IZZY LIGHTWOOD
boss/owner of elysium
makes being a productive member of society look nearly kind of pretty cool
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KIRK SOMETHING
a nerd
fucking cocktease
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PRETTY FREDDIE
who is in fact prettier
i don't give a fuck. you don't give a fuck. maybe we could fuck, verb, instead.
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vexy: (confidence)

[personal profile] vexy 2017-01-02 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
replace this entire thing w/ Vex pls thx
vexy: (munch)

[personal profile] vexy 2017-01-04 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
hi