nsfw text. spoilers! and cw for general insults/bullying, vague implications of racism, sexism, etc.
KEY OF TERMS:
☐ maybe/incomplete tdl item
☑ yes*
☒ fuck/no or the convincing delusion thereof
* Kavinsky hates everything
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GANGSEY AND RANDOMLY ALSO CHENG
 | RONAN LYNCH
baby daddy
still in your head. like a fucking tumor, waiting to metastasize to your heart! | ☑ love(d)
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 | DICK 3G
baby daddy's daddy
there's jack shit to envy here. 3 cocks? yikes. no envy. none. zero zilch nada | ☒ love
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 | JANE SARGENT
jane jane
pescatarian. (lesbian dig? lamprey joke? do we have in-jokes now? don't tell dick.) | ☐ love
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 | NOAH CZERNY
marie
me too, sweetheart | ☐ love
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 | ADAM PARRISH
a murderer!
you were half-right: this exactly what being my friend feels like. congratulations. | ☐ love
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 | CHINESE GUY
cheng for president
sj means sphincter of justice, pinched and full of shit. cool guy | ☐ love
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EUDITES
 | EPONINE THENARDIER
main squeeze
i've probably fucked you more times than i've ever fucked anybody. | ☐ love
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 | JOE MACMILLAN
experiment in gerontophilia
whether the prize is top or biggest human clusterfuck, i play to win, motherfucker! | ☐ love
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 | JOHN ALLERDYCE
firestarter
the first rule of club evil is the handjob induction ceremony | ☐ love
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 | ILDE FEATHERSTGAHG
a bikini
i saw the gates of heaven strapped into waterproof lycra. they were beautiful | ☐ love
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 | CAROLINE FORBES
for use against gansey
laid back for a girl maintaining a strict 4.0 on every fucking aspect of life | ☐ love
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 | JAKE PERALTA
officer of the law
he killed my father and is prepared to die in a rooftop shoot-out. safeword i.b.s. | ☐ love
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 | CASSIE AINSWORTH
origami bird
i think you're gonna be ok. i think about you being ok. not all the time, but i do. | ☐ love
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 | IZZY LIGHTWOOD
boss/owner of elysium
makes being a productive member of society look nearly kind of pretty cool | ☐ love
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 | KIRK SOMETHING
a nerd
fucking cocktease | ☐ love
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 | PRETTY FREDDIE
who is in fact prettier
i don't give a fuck. you don't give a fuck. maybe we could fuck, verb, instead. | ☐ love
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