yes, a little. but instead of replying right away, kavinsky sends a picture of his own: another gory heart, smaller than the one on her doorstep. a different animal.]
Yes well. She wasn't wrong. That is fucking gross. It's a good thing that this is by text instead of video or audio because J grimaces when seeing the picture and only after a minute or two she types the reply:]
its a brave new world i wuz hopin ppl wold be interested in hearing the truth bsides u like ur dresses, sweetheart why not 2 talk abt the usual mathcing accessories
[You know. She'd normally argue that she is neither his boy- or girlfriend. Or that she has no idea what tindr is. But now he just dropped that magical name that makes J see stars and heart stop from bafflement.]
[ An invitation shows up in Kavinsky's inbox at some point in early November... RSVP can be handwaved, and don't worry, the log will go up in advance of actual Thanksgiving! ]
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text;
you are so gross
text;
[true love tho]
text;
Instead of answering she sends him a photo of a big, bloody organ that looks creepily like a cow heart laying on a wooden floor.
Aren't you flattered that you are the first thing she thinks of when seeing something gore?]
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yes, a little. but instead of replying right away, kavinsky sends a picture of his own: another gory heart, smaller than the one on her doorstep. a different animal.]
im real into myself but not that into myself baby
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Yes well. She wasn't wrong. That is fucking gross. It's a good thing that this is by text instead of video or audio because J grimaces when seeing the picture and only after a minute or two she types the reply:]
the fuck is that
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whats w the fbaseless accusations goddamn
[mind you, he isn't nearly as grossed out. psychopath sensibilities. but still! she hurt his 0.5 feelings.]
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well can you really say this isnt your level of crazy?
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i mean carvin out at hings heart seems pretty fuckin messy
i like wearin white
[¯\_(ツ)_/¯
you can tell he likes her because he is honest about his true thoughts and feelings.]
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youre not a cat
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but i like that ure my litle pussy instead
[:) :) true love.]
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:|]
oh stop it
youre making me blush
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can i ask 4 a pic
how low does ur pink go
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aww didnt you get enough material from our date
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a hoarder fo great beauty
(currently tryin 2 get laid)
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so hows calling others pussy working for you?
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i wuz hopin ppl wold be interested in hearing the truth
bsides u like ur dresses, sweetheart
why not 2 talk abt the usual mathcing accessories
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youre saying pussy is a accessory?
cw sexual vulgarity
would settle 4 pics of ur other genitalia
is what im sayin also
as i give u compliemtns on the internet
[what a catch j. what a catch.]
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Oh fucking hell.]
you flatter me
im sure some prostitute will be happy to fulfill that request
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but i dont want a ho
i want u
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im not a ho either so tough luck sweetheart
cw sexual vulgarity
dont stay mad 2 long please ok
my cock gets lonley without u
cw sexual vulgarity
and what. did you get bad friction burn or something?
u gave me this card imma play it :D
girlfriends
boyfriends
drunk hookups from tindr
marilyn munroe
feel free hahah
what
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which part is what
i got a lot of parts
[there's definitely a dirty joke in there.]
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what do you mean
who did she supposedly send nudes to?
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winging this [yeti]
more protection 4 any critter that can think
little laxer wit anything that cant
ure afraid 2 die, right?
[hahahahahahahahahahaha. hahahaahaha! best friend injoke.]
jklsda yes good
i want to kill something
[ womp wooomp ]
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apple picking
clamming in the rivers
as alternatives 2 cage matchin
gentle deaths
[andyr no]
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can you provide or not?
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ure gonna make a little bit of money
dont spend it all in one place
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when can i get the first match?
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will fwd when the news comes out if u dont hear it first
after that
friday nightz 4 blodsport baby
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SNAIL MAIL
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SNAIL MAIL.. I KNOW THIS IS THE WRONG INBOX I'M TOO LAZY TO FIND THE OTHER ONE
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