it's okay, you don't have to know. not even food? [kurt: dodging awkward and-slash-or self-deprecating conversations like woah.]
like i said, it's honestly a convenience at this point. my thought process was different when i first arrived. but i don't like myself less when i'm blue?
rad! i've always wanted to say that haha there's so much diversity, i don't know how people choose one thing to like. strawberry or cherry? well uh [pause] i'd hope you swallow your food? except do vampires have to eat anything besides blood?
im talking about semen do u know semen? im going 2 assume urs aint a werid color or hot like jalapensos, but u have to warn me if it is ok ill have to learn to like it long tortuterous process
[don't worry, k. that long pause is kurt mildly losing his shit.]
oh, but of course you are!!! i ... honestly don't know what i expected? either way-- yes, i do and no, it doesn't taste weird or have an unnatural color! [whoops! he didn't ... stop to think about how that sounded before sending the text.] so uh yeeeah now that that sort of just came out
[dammit, kavinsky. the facepalming ought to be audible by now.]
that wasn't meant to be taken as a double entendre! no such thing happened and there aren't pictures. even if there were, what makes you think i'd send them? need to reserve some mystique, after all.
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ILU ANYWAY COHERENT OR NOT
not even food? [kurt: dodging awkward and-slash-or self-deprecating conversations like woah.]
like i said, it's honestly a convenience at this point. my thought process was different when i first arrived.
but i don't like myself less when i'm blue?
cw sexual vulgarity
ill take taht
mmm
guess u onto somethin wit food
i do love me some twizzlers
& i swallow, so there always that
i shouldn't ever be surprised but i *still* said "oh my god kavinsky" out loud
there's so much diversity, i don't know how people choose one thing to like.
strawberry or cherry?
well uh [pause]
i'd hope you swallow your food?
except
do vampires have to eat anything besides blood?
<3333
do u know semen?
im going 2 assume urs aint a werid color or hot like jalapensos, but u have to warn me if it is ok
ill have to learn to like it
long tortuterous process
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oh, but of course you are!!!
i ... honestly don't know what i expected?
either way-- yes, i do and no, it doesn't taste weird or have an unnatural color!
[whoops! he didn't ... stop to think about how that sounded before sending the text.] so uh
yeeeah
now that that sort of just came out
rl crumbles into dust and blows away
like
just now?
how much
& did u take a picture
[it's too easy.]
nooo come back :< but i feel you my friend
that wasn't meant to be taken as a double entendre!
no such thing happened and there aren't pictures.
even if there were, what makes you think i'd send them? need to reserve some mystique, after all.
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if u sure, ill take it
what kind of kid talks abotu having > mystique
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that's right-- you wouldn't get the joke there.
guess you're one of the few people i haven't told about some of my teammates.
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but im sure you gonna tell me all about it
in the new yr
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but only if you want to listen