eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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Comments

[mellori]

it doesn't seem entirely impossible

[ these days, adam is a little less afraid that he'll turn into kavinsky. but does that mean that he has to admit that there's a part of him that just generally thinks about kavinsky and worries about him as a human being? hmm. ]

as far as kinks go i don't imagine it's all that uncommon

cw classism and some other things that are wrong with kavinsky i guess

[pillz]

love it when a plan comes rogether
haha
>cums together
thanks parrish ure my trailer park muse

[frrrriendship.]

oh my god

[mellori]

you're a real wordsmith k

anyway it's not a park and i don't live there

[ friendship means telling people things about yourself even if somewhere down the line you will live to regret it. ]

[pillz]

its on a plot of land big enough 2 helicopter pee on, im upgrading it 2 a park.
man u know its >kavinsky.

[only one person had ever called him k with actual regularity.]

hows life in the tubbyrtonic superdome

[mellori]

have you actually been in a helicopter?
that's a lot of consonants and effort but ok kavinsky

[ far be it from him to dictate what other people prefer to be called. ]

idk what that means but i'll take a shot??? it's good i'm doing school shit with henry cheng who is only about 1/3 as awful as he seems

[ and ronan is back. ahhhh life as a secretive teenage boy. ]

working on wresting back control of headspace vs. magical trees. you know, the usual.

[pillz]

im talkign about whippin ur pissy cock around like a propelelr, man
(no.)

[nobody has friends like richard gansey iii. that's an exclusive club.

or friends with sisters like helena gansey. who's exceptional in this and other ways.]

bware the cruel race. im not going 2 make a big deal out of it im just puttin that down where u can pick it up. leavin it there.
what the fuck is wrong wit ur head

[mellori]

well that's an image
i thought you meant pissing from a helicopter
which i don't recommend they're awful

[ they're awful if you're adam and the pilot is helen, anyway. not a fan of flying. ]

am i supposed to know what that means? [ adam, having been born in the land of shitty racist hicks, knows exactly what it means. ]
do you always go to the same place when you want to bring something out of a dream? i know this seems like answering a question with a question bs but it's relevant

cw c-word

[pillz]

u want 2 keep telling urself u dont get me u go right ahead.

[not a hick, still racist, shitty. still trying to crawl into people's minds through their ear canal in a frantic effort to avoid abandonment and aloneness.]

mayb try on some past tense, sailor moon
some of us involuntarliy hung up our fuckin miniskirt
unless u trying 2 be a cunt

[also butthurt about his depowering, indefinitely.]

[mellori]

[ may or may not have been surreptitiously trying to see whether he's still depowered, ok. inquiring minds. mostly adam's inquiring mind. ]

i'm sailor mars if i'm anyone

that's in my head. that place.

[pillz]

i remember.

[he remembers being told this much. no more and no less, the day he dragged adam out to see the draconian dream daughter he'd blackmailed ronan into building for him. he remembers waiting to see adam pull something out of his own dreams, then, but it had never happened.]

how teh hell did u get it in u

[mellori]

[ ok. adam is never sure of how much kavinsky listens or retains, given his whole...kavinskyness. but that much is enough to have a solid baseline anyway. ]

sacrificed myself in a pentagram

[pillz]

i feel liek walmart doesnt care abot pentagrams. seems 2 pagan to have biblical hangups u know what i mean
for example lynch s its mascot. he gay as the sun is yellow.
man if u dont wnat 2 tell me about it then dont

[he assumes adam's kidding. but he has an unfortunate habit of denying people sacrifice themselves in pentagrams over in west virginia, having prided himself being henrietta's weirdest.]

[mellori]

[ ignoring that crack about ronan, especially knowing now what he knows in a more...first person perspective than he did earlier. ]

if i didn't want to tell you about it i wouldn't.

[ confirmed that adam at least believes he is in control of his own decisions these days. occasionally bossy spirits of the trees notwithstanding. ]

you asked what was wrong with my head. it's shared space.

[pillz]

[well, stranger things have happened. pentagram it is. sacrifice?]

didnt know teh trees gve u shit
why dont u just cut some down
dump out some polen distract them wit sex
works 4 people

[mellori]

ha ha

[ the sacrifice would be the part he's less interested in talking about. ]

bc i made a deal i'm not looking to piss them off.
they just don't really know how to communicate the way people do so whenever it wants to tell me something it's like
lights flickering and ghost people screaming and hallucinations and all that jazz
getting better though

[pillz]

damn, son
no wondr u trying to fuck it all away.
u should think abo renegotiating terms
communist eudio is a little bit tahn hicktown usa
forest should get wit the program

[mellori]

i'm working on it
the terms, that is.
it's not a eudio thing though i can handle it myself.

[pillz]

well if u say so
mr adam "casually sacrifces himselfw satanic runez cuz this is waht handling it looks like" parrish

how come u cant dream

[mellori]

ha ha
i dunno
how come you could? before i mean.

[pillz]

mayb i was born wit it mayb it was maybelline


i think i was born wit it
naturla beaty
no pentagrams rquired
guess i dont got tree powers tho

that little face gets me every time goddamn

[mellori]

yeah those of us in the proletariat class have to work for the things you bourgeoisie were born with
go figure

they're not that great
not that bad either though.

C:

[pillz]

humility is so fuckin passe
its the denim on denim of social interactoins
white after labor day
clip on earrings
man thong when u aint freddie baxter

[mellori]

[ literally everyone knows freddie huh. ]

i'm not being humble it legit sucked for a really long time and it took a lot of work not to be like
fighting with it 24/7

[pillz]

[biblically, even.]

r u sayin u won th fight

[mellori]

kind of
i think it didn't need to be a fight to begin with and i just approached it that way bc
you know
why wouldn't everything be a fight