eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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Comments

[pillz]

[yeti emoji in kavinsky's brain.]

r u fuckin wit me holt
or synpsisng some horror thrillr shit
is this the one abo the little wizard boy

[siaw]

why, would you be freaked out if it were the truth
would it scare you away

[pillz]

nah.
spent teh last 2 days of my life trying 2 get some irish mtherfucker 2 kill me
kidnapped his baby brothher & everythin
if i wuz that guy idve known what i was in 4. probably why i wouldve done it
2 bad we didnt know each other then
my poisns dont hurt tho
u just go 2 sleep & dream some crazy fuckin shit

[siaw]

yeah, i don't think crazy dreams would have done the trick.
you're not going to kidnap people anymore, are you. because that's weird.

[pillz]

no it wuz just a phase.
i mean not wo some good reasns. hey look nobody even fuckin died

[that's a terrible excuse, kavinsky isn't even trying to make an excuse, honestly, he's just illustrating—]

do u still think murderin people & stealin their lives over a dead pup is ok

[siaw]

it is when the pup is mine.

[pillz]

dp u ever think we aint so different u & me

[siaw]

there had to be some reason we got along.

[pillz]

i thought it wuz the fast messy sex

[siaw]

excuse you, 'fast'?

1/2

[pillz]

i dotn think > slow is the word fo it, man

2/2

[pillz]

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mayb that one time

[as close as kavinsky can get to demure about anything related to sex.]

[siaw]

didnt we like, cuddle

[pillz]

no one can orove anything asshoel

[siaw]

i dont need to
what matters is that you know it, and i know it
:)

[pillz]

bitch
when u go home do u want 2 take ur pupply w u & the rest

[siaw]

well no
the puppy will be yours
like actually yours
why you dont wanna take it home with you?

[pillz]

idk
i mean its cool im just not gonna b me
but ill probabyl be better at dogs than i am now
im in

[siaw]

wtf does that mean
you're not gonna be you

[pillz]

[there's a pause which means kavinsky is thinking about lying.]

my incentive is a do-over
i mean ill still b fuckin awsome ;(
but u know

[maybe also less shitty. a general upgrade. but it does mean he won't remember this or much of anything else.]

[siaw]

[ way to turn this conversation around, buddy. ]

no
i dont know
explain

[pillz]

[well it's still dog adjacent. they've been further off base before!]

idk the details man
just want a sweet deal next time aroudn
still jave my powers
anbd drive a sick car
have cool parents & shit
(hopefully still $$$ but id b cool wo)
ill probably like dogs & play teh bagpipes & go campign i dunno
i dont think abt it a lot

[maybe a little. but it isn't exactly something to think about now.]

[siaw]

[ the pause is pretty telling. The screen might show Caleb typing, stopping, typing again, stopping again.

That's nice, isn't it. A different life. Caleb could ask for his mother to just have her powers back. He could ask that his father's brother never had to die. He could demand that his dogs could never get hurt again.

He could make it so he'd never have to say goodbye to anyone. He'd never have to hide. He and Nico could be unstoppable.

It'd be too easy. Everything with Kavinsky has to be too easy. Why does that piss him off? Of all the stupid fucking things. ]

ok

[pillz]

[this might have been through first time anyone has ever accused kavinsky of being anything but difficult.]

don't get pissy @ me bcuz u dunno how 2 negotiate a good deal, shit tit
what did u ask 4

[siaw]

none of your business
but i didn't do it because i had a shit life
even if i did
i wouldnt change who i was