eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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feel free to put texts, audio, video, whatever IC communiques would go here.


CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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YES
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NO
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Comments

[tstop]

depends on the creep

but you also could have swiped left if you didn't want to talk to me

cw fat shaming cuz hes a poohead

[pillz]

talking is ok
i wouldve swiped left if u were fat
tbd i guess
but u only got 1 chin. congratulations

[tstop]

how did you ever manage to get 4 stars
it's not because you're charming

[pillz]

some people think im funny. and exciting. and a sexy kinda vulnerable under the troubled [he has to think of the word.] veneer.

also prompt product delivery
how soon u need it by you think

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two weeks from now, if i can get everyone's sizes in quick

[pillz]

2 stars
2 fucking stars
bitch r u kidding me ;(

[tstop]

there's no symbol for half of a star
but also your customer service is kind of terrible
and you're also taking this non-existent yelp thing too seriously
don't call me a bitch again

[pillz]

or

[tstop]

there is no or, i'm just asking you not to do it again

[pillz]

ok

[tstop]

are we good?

[ because she'll shell out money to buy skates full price if she has to. she doesn't need kavinsky, but the help would be nice. ]

[pillz]

yeah babe sure

what is ur team name do u have one yet

[tstop]

not yet, i figure it's something the team should decide on together once we figure out who's officially in

why, do you have suggestions?
good suggestions

[pillz]

ruthless + toothless
cutthroat clambake
double-d
steals on wheels
queens of misandry
smash secretaries
think like a man
break a nail

[tstop]

i was expecting worse
i think we can take a few of those into consideration

[pillz]

vagina vortex

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[pillz]

ultimate uteri u.d.o.

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[pillz]

unshaven
;(

[tstop]

are you done?

[pillz]

brutarellas
boobarellas
blood and circuits
spin sisters
girl crush
eudite b-word of your choice ignite
or unite
i think im gettin too dep wit this rhyme thing

[tstop]

girl crush
spin sisters
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[pillz]

i feel like u r trying 2 condition me wit your tick marks and xs
like that science dude + his dogs
i did not consent 2 human experimetation

[tstop]

pavlov
i'm not that smart
relax, i have zero confidence that someone could change you that easily
and i'm not interested in trying to change you anyway