eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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feel free to put texts, audio, video, whatever IC communiques would go here.


CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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YES
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NO
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Comments

[pillz]

what the fuck does a boy gotta do to get his tongue in ur mouth
the sleigh gotta be solid fuckin gold
an actual pumpkin
pocket containing glass slippers nd 200 flavrs of condoms

[coy]

hey! he was being a gentleman. it was the first date.

[pillz]

oh boy oh boy
that mean there gonna be a date #2

[coy]

if he wants ;)

[pillz]

what about what u want babydoll
would u describe dick 3g lite as in your top 5
top 3?

[coy]

it's kind of complicated. i do like him. but...

i'm also kind of seeing someone.

[ aka shagging.]

cw sexual vulgarity

[pillz]

[because aka shagging is in small actionspam brackets, kavinsky can't see it.

i mean he probably knows anyway, but he's going to go ahead and say—]

is ur vagina admit 1 only
is that what we talking abo

:3

[coy]

i'm not a prude but i'm a fan of monogamy.

not that what i'm involved in is... we're not dating or monogamous.

i'm not saying that i wouldn't have sex with him.

[pillz]

no offense
but what the fuck does any of that shit matter then
u trying 2 corner this other dude all up in ur snatch for monogamy
what

[coy]

saying it's complicated is the biggest understatement ever.

it's the cliche bad boy i shouldn't be with thing.

shut up.

[pillz]

whoa whoa
i didn say anything

[coy]

you're being judgey

1/2 cw kav bein gross again

[pillz]

yeah
but it just dick envy
me thinking abo how if mine would get so much dirtier if i had 3
an if i had an ass crack on my face
think of how many dudes i could accommodate
gansey
u son of a bitch
dramatic look @ the camera

2/2

[pillz]

can ur fuckbuddy top (;() that

1/2

[coy]

you've had a lot of time to think about that, huh?

[coy]

my fuckbuddy can pretty much top anything.

[ ;) ]

[pillz]

well goddamn. look at u

[caroline no.]

he mad?
wouldntve got on u on the network if i knew

[totally a lie. it's too bad blue is gone, but you know, beggars can't be choosers.]

[coy]

mad about what?

[pillz]

r u being coy

[coy]

no.

if you're asking if he's mad about the date, then no, he isn't.

[pillz]

thats cute
i know a lot of guys who talk big abo keeping it open but they can't deal
u win
4 dicks total

[coy]

oh no, he's totally the jealous type.

he's just not allowed to be mad. we're not exclusive.

[pillz]

oh
what u think about the other people he seeing
this one of those straight people deal by don't deal deals

[:)a]

[coy]

klaus doesn't exactly... avoid things. he's more of a "hands on" kind of guy.

[ using his hands to tear people's heart's out...]

[pillz]

so this is ur idea?
despite yo old mo
u saucy minx

[:)aaaaa]