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Not as much as you would think. Knowing how to deal with people who are a slave to their lust -- be it sexual, monetary, or related to power -- those are all things I have learned well as a brothel keeper.

look @ u, xxmanipulaotrxx
guess i get it
r u not
> a slave
aint that some shit u worry abo

When you get to be my age, you learn to control your impulses. Mostly.

[ Not all men, though. Hell, not even Baelish when it comes to Sansa aka Cat 2.0 ]

rmind me not 2 get to be ur age. sounds like a real drag, homey

[and fortunate for that, or this past season of game of thrones would have ended rather differently! not that kavinsky has any idea.]

hey
do u need gunz

The only alternative to not getting to be my age would be to die, and I'm not certain I would encourage that for you, my friend.

[ Only if it's beneficial to him in some way! ]

As for guns, I have no idea how to use them. Though as the primary weapon utilized in this modern world, I would be remiss not to take you up on your offer.

eh we all jesus here man

[once upon a time, kavinsky had very deliberately offed himself, but that's neither here nor there.

it most certainly isn't here anymore. jesus syndrome refers, naturally, to the resurrections mandated by the tiny robots in all of our imported bods.]

good call
how much do u know? do u need lessonz

[ We all jesus here. What does that even mean? Baelish doesn't understand the reference, but he doesn't want to ask Kavinsky lest he appear not modern. Maybe he could ask Lucifer. After all, isn't Jesus like his brother or something? ]

I know they kill very quickly and very efficiently. But very little otherwise. If you are offering your services to teach me, I would not decline.

[no petyr.

no]

i am offering u lessons, unky pete
good 2 know who ure in business wit ain't it
esp b4 we vote u into the throne
or
u kill us all 2 get the throne
idk how the shit got done

In my world, it is usually the second option. So it is a good thing we currently live in a world of democracy, is it not?

y i thank god 4 it every night

hit u up nex week
we'll go 2 the range

[which is probably not going to be the range as legal entities would prefer.]