ic contact for maskormenace

[pillz]

Text/audio/video OK.

Up to R for language, individual threads/comments to be marked with warnings accordingly in the subject header if you plase.

Comments

voicemail;

[earnedmystripes]

Ssssssoo. You wanna tell me what that post on the network's all about?

[pillz]

women
jus bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

wat do u want 2 know

voice | after the pull point plot

[quaerit]

[ If you'd asked Gansey two weeks ago, he'd have been very sure this was a number he would never willingly contact.

That was two weeks ago. Lots of things were different then. ]

We ought to speak, I think.

text as scary music begins to play (cw inappropriate sexual comment)

[pillz]

i didnt touch ur baby weienr

Voicemail;

[baetiful]

Joseph Kavinsky? My name is Petyr Baelish.

[ It's such a struggle to not take on his full title and lordship. ]

A few weeks ago, your...I suppose you would say world mate, made a post on the network warning people not to talk to you. But I am not one to listen to one-sided advice. I would like to hear your half of the story, if you don't mind. When you have the chance, could you please return my call? It would be most appreciated.

text; (cw sexual vulgarity)

[pillz]

u got me. hey man

why u care about a couple kids dick slappin each other
they dont have pay per view oto here?

text »

[coy]

FYI. I'm going home for a few days. So stay out of trouble, okay?

text; 1/2

[pillz]

[by the time kavinsky gets this, he's probably dramatically hung over and due for a new liver panel. which doesn't mean that's bad advice. it means that's good advice.]

ure not my mom

voice | during road not taken

[dreamkid]

[ Soo this version of Matthew has never had a cellphone before. He's young, and what, like he's ever going to be separated from his family and need one? (The current situation is an outlier and should not be counted.)

Anyway the thing is, he's playing with his communicator, and pressing buttons that he doesn't totally understand. It's time for an accidental phone call. RING RING. ]

voice;

[pillz]

[and here for once there is no recognition. instead, kavinsky-- well.

joe, really.

joe picks up with a click.] Hello? [he croaks. he sounds exhausted and uncomfortable because he is.] This is Joseph.

6/25/16; Delivery

[baetiful]

[ Arriving for Joseph Kavinsky early that morning is a gift basket. He won't tell if Kavinsky won't tell there's actual alcohol in it. This world and their silly rules. But attached to this package is an envelope sealed by a wax mockingbird sigil. The letter inside is penned in fancy cursive. ]

Joseph Kavinsky,

I hope you will support me in this upcoming election on the 27th of June. I believe I could make Maurtia Falls work well in your favor should you cast your vote for me. Please accept this gift in the meantime. You are of the legal drinking age, correct?

Sincerely,
Lord Petyr Baelish


[ Baelish absolutely knows Kavinsky is not of legal drinking age according to this world, but he's covering his bases damnit! ]

lmao i esp appreciate this because i was stumped as to how most icly to vote.

[pillz]

[the response comes in text, a few hours later.]

dear p,

u got it betch.

kavinsky.

ps. is petyr pronounecd like "peter" or "petter" like u got some weird sex compulsion goin on

[instars]

I have a business proposal for you.

[pillz]

aight creep queen
tell me more

[inmyothertights]

Your charm is ready.

[pillz]

fuckin sweet
do u want to give me through fine print now or wut

TEXT from some phone.

[nastygram]

[not Darlene's phone.]





[Clicking and downloading will give lucky Kavinsky access to a cool indie communicator game, MOTORxMOTOR: BIONIC LOWRIDER BATTLEFIELD, in which an intrepid car and half-robo driver together navigate an American wasteland, shooting robo creatures with ion canons. The backgrounds look swiped from an Oregon Trail fever dream; the robot graphics are a charming mess. Lots of pixel blood and fire. The game will be cool and fun for about 4 easy levels, then get increasingly buggy and not worth the trouble. But that's plenty of time for the malware to get in and make a place to stay.]

[pillz]

[kavinsky falls for it, hook, line, and sinker. she catches him between doses of powder, and he takes his break from his regularly-scheduled revenge planning in order to kill some minutes on the idiotic driving game. happy programming, darlene.]

text

[rathercommon]

So I'd like you to get me drugs.

[ kitty-senpai, so cool ]

text;

[pillz]

[kitty doing drugs is not cool >:{ what has become of u]

what kind
r u on ur period

[inmyothertights]

do you want to watch sand turn into glass?

[pillz]

only if its loud & fuckin dangerous

text + gift.

[magnitudes]

Kavo,

Gonna be lame as shit and do a thing on 5th Nov. Beach, freworks, bonfire, free food. Family'll be there, but if you can endure that I figured you'd enjoy watching projectiles explode. Bring a mate if you want.

And check you mail.

( he will discover THE HAT - you know the hat, Kavo Koala - in the parcel, left in the mailbox. )

[pillz]

can i bring ym own projectiles*



*not metaphor for cum

[ a hat.]

MISFIRE; text

[earnedmystripes]

soooo i still owe you a movie night on me
how's saturday sound?

text; un: shitlord

[pillz]

ill do it if its gay porn
no vanilla
r the one wehre paris hilton dies

anon text again

[raw]

Google

how to track a cellphone number to an address so i can torture someone or at least threaten that i'm going to

Google Search

I'm Feeling Lucky

Feeling lucky, punk?

omg **/ no this is the first time i have ever seen this beautiful tag

[pillz]

[there's a tense silence. not long enough to count for real caution.]

whot he fck is this

01.25.2017 -- text

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are close to Reggie still, yes?

[pillz]

im not his girlfriend if that's what u mean

text;

[neverdied]

[Just throwing this link over, mostly under the assumption this fucking kid never checks any form of news. Lookit that familiar murder name.]

picture attachment;

[pillz]

[a few hours later, an image file plinks into jack's phone in response. a close-up of sylar's head. he looks unconscious, head drooping downward, and there's a livid cut healing up over one of his stark eyebrows. wherever it is, the light is low and gritty.

maybe it's an old photo.

(it isn't an old photo.)]

voice. post sylar sharing some gossip.

[magnitudes]

( RING RING. Ringedy ring. Ring fucking ring. You get the idea. She'll keep ringing until he answers. )

Hey. We need to talk.

( She doesn't sound mad, or disappointed, or anything very emotional. )

[pillz]

[what if he just texts e_e]

Letter!

[baetiful]

[ Everyone else had received a long and elaborate letter, detailing Petyr's project. Everyone else had gotten more information than they probably wanted to read. But at least there was a chance they would read it. Petyr absolutely knows Kavinsky won't. So the note he sends via mockingbird is short and sweet. Sealed closed by a wax mockingbird sigil, the letter is hand-written in careful cursive. ]

Dear Kavinsky -

I'm building a bigger library in Maurtia Falls. I could use some aid. If you have any money or books you could donate, it would be most appreciated.

Sincerely,
Ambassador Petyr Baelish

PS: Pornographic magazines don't count as literature.


[ OOC: You can feel free to just respond to this OOCly if he would donate anything or not! ]

sent the day of beach party swear in

[rekt]

u missd a beach party + this sea hobo i fond who likes the show

>seahobo.jpg

[pillz]

ain't a show unless you're pulling off real moves
right there just looks like you're posing
no flow
but nice hobo

TEXT.

[bragnificent]

🌟 HEY 🌟
are u: 1) free on saturday night
2) a fan of fun & free booze
3) & pool parties
bcuz if the answer's yes then have I got good news for u

[ IMGATTACHMENT_INVITE.JPG. ]

starts at 6, stay til whenever
hmu if u got any questions
it's time to say goodbye to summer in style 👍💥💦

- r. mantle

[ He's forwarded this message to a few other (hand-selected!!) people because he's a mass-texting monster, but he'll still respond if texted back. ]

not here !!

[pillz]

[thank you li'l buddy]

Voice, private

[dun_moch]

Hello Kavinsky. I hope you have been enjoying your freedom.

voice;

[pillz]

[kavinsky almost never used voice, but times change and dooku warrants exceptions!]

I'm not going to lie, it's my favorite. What can I do you for, Antares?

[rekt]

> dumbasshole.jpg

[ that's it, that's the text. ]

[pillz]

did you brain damage her while i was at work
that's not very nice
i don't know how they do it in space, but it isn't down here
how you doing baby

TEXT.

[bragnificent]

hey buddy
whats up how u been

[ He's not about to bring up the haunted house stuff, because Reggie is happily trying his best to repress the fuck out of that whole incident.

I gotta favor & a question to ask if u got a sec

[pillz]

it's good. looking forward to party tonight.

[sure, let's just never mind that whole haunted house debacle.]

shoot.

[but he's grateful, and that's underlying this whole exchange.]

TEXT. just drowns u I guess

[bragnificent]

btw idk if u got plans for thanksgiving already but apparently we're doing a thing at my place for it
some kind of friend dinner or something I guess
so if ur not busy feel free to stop by if u want, bring +1s or whatever
as far as I'm concerned the more the merrier

thrashes in the delicious waves

[pillz]

'apparently?'
who you letting push you into doing stuff you ain't a fan of, reg?

backdated to xmas times

[rekt]

[ shit kavinsky got from his boifran on christmas:

1: some sweet shades
2: a tshirt featuring baba
3: a space necklace with a note that says "don't forget me, cunt", because murphy's a sweetiepoo.

merry christmas, ahole. ]

text;

[pillz]

does this mean you aren't coming?
i'd say 'cumming' by i'm serious.
seriously, you aren't coming?

[to space.]