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[pillz]

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MISFIRE; text

[earnedmystripes]

soooo i still owe you a movie night on me
how's saturday sound?

text; un: shitlord

[pillz]

ill do it if its gay porn
no vanilla
r the one wehre paris hilton dies

[earnedmystripes]

[squints at screen......that doesn't...sound like sarissa....]

orrrrr we could do an action movie
theres a cool heist flick playing
in the nice theater with the reclining seats, even




[and because, even when he thinks he's texting an adult, he can't resist being a huge dad:]

hey youre not like, texting and driving or anything, right?
just, your message seemed kinda rushed??
but kick me if im just doing the worrywart thing though and youre totally fine and safe

[pillz]

sensei texting & driving is my life
but no
im in a club
gonna try 2 get laid tonight.
i like action movies
but ur phoen is probably broke lke every other persons on the netwrk these past few

1/2 i had to go look up what kotetsu calls him, im an embarrassment

[earnedmystripes]

joseph????????

[/bob's burgers "oh my god" gif here]

[earnedmystripes]

[dEEP BREATHS, OLD MAN. DEEP BREATHS.]

1. uGH i shouldve known, dont text and drive, thats goddamn dangerous

2. im not taking you to see porn of any kind, ever

3. club??? what are you doing in a club, youre underage

4. yeah this was supposed to be for sarissa but im still down for an action movie sometime if you want, still on me

[pillz]

why r u friends w sarissa
shes a asshole lesbian who collects clonez in a creepy fuckin way

[he might circle back to 1-4, but right now he's still ass-chapped that sarissa's so-called family turned her against him. by telling her the truth, but still.]

[earnedmystripes]

[Man of all the things he was expecting to get snarked at about, that wasn't one of them.]

what does being a lesbian have to do with anything
its not like were friends because i want to date her???

[???????]

er, not that theres anything wrong or undateable about her, im just not interested
also isnt she a clone too? there was that one post on the network, i didnt really pay attention

anyway not that its your business but she was my housemate when she got here, we kept in touch after she moved out

werent you guys friends too??

[He remembers a Certain joint post of bad life decisions, Kavinsky...]

1/3

[pillz]

[yes that post definitely happened. but you know, there are an awful lot of bad life decisions to make.]

i fired her

2/3

[pillz]

frm friendship

[not bodyguarding. in a criminal enterprise. everything is fine.]

3/3

[pillz]

did u hear she got
sick

[not dead. by the hand of an import serial killer. everything is still fine.]

[earnedmystripes]

you fired her from friendship because she got sick

[You can just hear the judgement percolating through that entire sentence. It's the Dad Tone.]

wanna try that one again?

[pillz]

yes it was relaly gross
she blew her nose on me
dliberately
& stood me up at work
i almost got

[shot.]

fired

[earnedmystripes]

why would she do something like that?

[squints!!! kavinsky what did u do]

have you talked to her since then?

[pillz]

i dont know thats how she rollz when shes all up in lesbian clone land ok

no
kind of
i guess
she still texts em sometmes
i guess if u try her again she might wipe some snot on u 2. enjoy that

[earnedmystripes]

[Squints.]

why do i get the feeling there are some details im missing here

[pillz]

which part throwin u