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[pillz]

Text/audio/video OK.

Up to R for language, individual threads/comments to be marked with warnings accordingly in the subject header if you plase.

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

I am not going to stop you.


Additionally: have you reviewed any imPort-inspired internet stories? You read so familiarly.

[pillz]

sweet




wat
sometimes iw rite daenerys targaryen fanfic

[you can tell he cares because he didn't typo, and her name is impossible.]

is that wat u mean

[slightlyoffchilt]

[Oh my god, he thinks.]

Really? Which ones?

[This excites Chilton, highly professional man that he is, now he thinks he knows who he can commission for Revenge Fanfic whenever Jeff Winger is mean to him.]

cw sexual vulgarity \@_@/

[pillz]

well i got a bunch of short oens but im on ch 12 of this series
homegirl just lit a volcano up & fucked a cheiftain
it called dragon leather conqueress
i got like 21000 hits on chap 11 no lie
wish this shit paid (but i dont need the moeny)
ppl keep yellin at me abt vagina anatoym tho so im thinkin im just gonna go anal here out

[slightlyoffchilt]

I see.

And I take it you have no intention to show this to Daenerys.

[Notice it was not a question.]

[pillz]

idk i didnt think abt it
why

[slightlyoffchilt]

She might, just maybe, perhaps find it a bit.


Insulting.

awkward transition bc i oocly realized plot time is slowly coming toward us

[pillz]

like u would feel insulted if i wrote f ic abt u suckin face wit ur hot black gf & barfin religoius nightmares over the country?
kinda funny comin from a guy who rwote the book on heisenberg
literally

aw yeah!

[slightlyoffchilt]

I'd feel insulted now, knowing the source of it.

[A moment before the next text. Mentions of Walter White always put Chilton on edge.]

His was a case study that needed to be publicly dissected. My ethical duty to do so, in fact.

[Debatable.]

[pillz]

aww whys that i like & respect u so much doc
> ethical how
(i mean no offense but u seem like teh kind of guy who finds himself pretty fuckin interestin too even if u dont want 2 be > dissected)

[slightlyoffchilt]

There is a difference between personally interesting and psychologically interesting. While sometimes the both overlap, yes, I assure you I consider myself to be firmly the former.

Jury's still out on you, however.

[pillz]

im fuckin fascinating
but not gonna lie i like myp rivacy
dont like bein famous
notorious mayb.
i mean ig uess u got that goin for you too
lot of press coverage 4 a shrink

[slightlyoffchilt]

You make for quite the temptress, Mr. Kavinsky.

I will bear that in mind for future reference.

[pillz]

guess im comin up against ur boys lucifer & heisenberg huh
settin the bar pretty high

[slightlyoffchilt]

You do your research, don't you? Something of a fascination with the darker impulses? But yes, Walter and Lucifer -- among others.

feel free to drop this if it's too old

[pillz]

how many people i gotta murder 2 rank up there

i think we're close to wrapping it up anyway!

[slightlyoffchilt]

I wouldn't want to enable you.

But at least four separate individuals.

[pillz]

gonna keep that in mind doc
& get back 2 u wit the restults of ur creepmaster experiment
hapy fappin

[slightlyoffchilt]

Always a pleasure, Mr. Kavinsky.