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[pillz]

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[pillz]

its ok. we had chicken fingers. i chewed them into dinosaurs and made them have sex with each other
the little one was named murphy
the big one was named ronan
afterward they went on a romantic date in my tummy


you could do it. total faith man.
do a cute little episode where you guys are running around de chima tagging buildings.
he'll do the truth and beauty bombs
you'll tell them about the apocalypse. and that john murphy wuz here, bitchez
now you come up with something
what would moob like

[rekt]

idk if eaten alive aftr fucking is better than
fiery asteroid global catastrophe death
but w/e at least were still gettin it in the digestive afterlife
can i say ive been inside u now?

moob would prbly like the vandalism
idk mayb we could try car surfing
get in a fight w a taxi driver
it ok im immune 2 getting run over apparently

[pillz]

yes it is now your right as an american to say you've been in me
congratulations, honey

i like those ideas. car surfing. besides, lynch will fucking fight anyone
those would make good episodes
you should do it
you'll have one entry on your cv and that entry's gonna have made you fucking famous
go forth and achieve, murphette

[rekt]

if i was born in international space does that rly count as american?
ty, my pleasure

hes reliable that way
idk mayb
ill try it
i do like doing next 2 nothin 4 a lot of money
+ only job ive had fired me so

[pillz]

this is the nature of celebrity
welcome, spaceboy
you've arrived
at some point i was gonna work on branding, so you should look at that too
keep you going between seasons, get some time off
all work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
and you don't want all your play to turn into work

[rekt]

wats branding?
ur saying this shit like im supposed 2 understand ne part of it
i could just go back to jacking wallets
that kept me in food & necessities fine
or just let lynch dream me up evrything i want

[pillz]

you don't get tired of settling?

[rekt]

settling wasnt evr an option b4 this place
option A or be dead
so no i hvnt had time 2 get tired of it yet

[pillz]

when you get bored i'll be here
even more bored than you are
in my padded cell eating my fruit cups
;(

[rekt]

what kind of fruit cups tho?
im as here as i can b rn, arnt i?
unless u have a porter str8 in2 ur cushy cell

[ he wants to say 'i don't need to be bored to see you', but that's more gay than he's willing to be right now ]

[pillz]

today was pineapple and apricot

and yeah i guess you are
you with your sunburn and beach day
ain't sarcasm
(20% sarcasm)
thank you my lil monkey prince
cockles of my heart all warm and erect

[rekt]

i dont think any part of ur heart is supposed 2 b erect
u might wanna ask a doc abt that 1

this sunburn is gonna b srsly tortue soon ok
im suffering 2
when u get out ill take u, ok?
u can get a terrible sunburn 2

or u can just com peel my dead skin off like a monkey

[pillz]

[somewhere in psychiatry hell, kavinsky smiles a little when his eyes pass over the sentence, ill take u. that sounds funny, for some reason.]

you're gross and your new nickname is officially > bacon farm

sure
we can go to the beach.

[rekt]

its part of the healing process
that + aloe vera rub downs

cool
how much longer do u have in ther?

[pillz]

couple weeks
i think they think they've fixed me
pretty close, anyway
gonna get a visit to the outside next week, buy some new clothes

[rekt]

fix u?
how? lobotomy?
ur fine u dont need fixing

supervised visit?

[pillz]

i think your best friend ronan lynch would disagree

yeah i'll have myself a chaperone
but then after that i figure i'm getting to free and clear
no longer a threat to self or other

[rekt]

u mean my mom
we disaggree abt a lot of things

[ he wants to argue that you don't just fix that in someone, not in a few weeks anyway, but figures these conversations are probably all monitored, so murphy keeps it to himself. ]

where u going 1st?
once u can go any where u want again

[pillz]

[that's a good question. kavinsky is quiet for a long moment.]

i think i'm probably gonna go for a drive

[rekt]

lmk when u get out
ill bring u the car