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[pillz]

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[pillz]

[mm safe territory. such few topics provide such, for a fragile kavinsky, but here we are.]

uh oh wat up

[solarcharged]

I'm moving into M's magical apartment that exists between realities. [ Or something like that. ] He doesn't have windows, let alone a garden... Will they be okay?

[pillz]

huh

[that's a good question.]

r u gonna be emittin sunlight at them or


ps thats gay as hell

[solarcharged]

[ mildly: ] Well, it would be weird if it was straight as hell, wouldn't it?

And, yeah, I'll pot them up and shine on them a little bit every day. [ Not that Apollo's sure who will shine on HIM but. details. ] Will that be enough?

[pillz]

true dat
ive fucked girls but i wouldn't move in wit one. not to be in gay marriage wit her anyway


yeah that'll work
that's b perfect.




why didn't u move in wit him before

[solarcharged]

I don't know. Andrew lived there with him before. Maybe I just wanted to be sure his toothbrush had been thrown away before I moved in...

[ Which was meant to be an earnest joke, not a metaphor for love or anything, but now that he's said it out loud Apollo can instantly here just how much of a metaphor that truly is. Awkward. He moves on quickly: ]

You'll come and see them, right? The strawberry plants? [ Also: ] M's got a pool table. You and I can team up against him and his fight computer brain.

[pillz]

[on the other side of the internet, kavinsky performs: a whole bunch of suspicious squinting, trying not to feel pleased about something.]

r u sure he'll b cool wit it
shootin pool w the kid who dressed u up & got u flowers

[a flower. lots of strawberry plants. same principle. mostly, he's referring to the indiscreet gay leering.]

[solarcharged]

It's okay. He has a sense of humor. And I have faith that you'll figure out where the boundary lies pretty quickly.

[ ie. say something TOO inappropriate and M will absolutely knock u on ur ass, Kavinsky. It'll be character building. ]

[pillz]

[D: D: D:]

'course ill come over.
see if livin wit him is actually drivin you down into gay symbolism hell
*deeper into
toothbrush & all.
do you actually eat the strawberris

[solarcharged]

Sometimes. They don't always taste like strawberry but I think that's part of their charm...

[ oh wait hang on ]

Why? Am I not meant to?

[pillz]

ure meant to be im just surprised
lot of people dont like 2 put stuff i make in tehy mouths

[solarcharged]

Unless those strawberries are made of the same stuff as Kylo's book, I'm probably going to be fine.

[ which isn't a good idea, please don't experiment with vantablackberries. ]

They're really good, actually. Don't be so surprised.

[pillz]

[😀]

r u guys gonna have a ceremony & the whole 9

[solarcharged]

[ Hurriedly: ]

Woah there, speedy. We're moving in together, that's all for now.

[ and SOME OF US are still technically married in our home universes, cough ]

[pillz]

[fine.]

housewarmin gift then

[he's a dream thief. materialism is go.]

[solarcharged]

Buy me a window. M's apartment doesn't have many of those.

Suddenly realizing I can't remember how much k knows about m's house?? Lmk if this is wrong

[pillz]

mm
would it yet sucked out int2 a psychedelic rainbow vacuum void tho
followed by all ur furniture & boyfriends

[solarcharged]

[ Sounding a lil pained: ]

One boyfriend, Kavinsky. Singular, non-plural.

[pillz]

why does your boyfriend singular live in a rainbow sparkle vacuum dvoid of atmosphere


tho now that i type it i can see the appeal

[solarcharged]

I'm no expert when it comes to transdimensional apartments but I'm fairly sure the sparklevoid is only really when it moves around between Porter cities. It's weird.

[ Apollo you lived in the Bleed between universes for HOW LONG ]

Anyway, you couldn't live in the void. You like people too much.

[pillz]

[😒]

that's a real gay way of sayin i get bored easy, lucy

[solarcharged]

[ He nearly, NEARLY, corrects Kavinsky with "or lonely" but even this big dumb blond isn't that dumb. ]

That too, sure. But more the sociable thing.

[pillz]

[😒😒😒😒😒😒😒]

yo do sun lamps work on you

[solarcharged]

Sort of. I'm yet to find a sunlamp that's as good as the actual sun, though... [ OH ] Why, do you think you could dream me up something?

[pillz]

its a surprise now. i can't say nothin