eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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Comments

[siaw]

around 6 months of age
i can show you what i feed mine
because i trust you

[pillz]

[longish pause, kavinsky waiting for the punchline.

and then sitting around incredulous there is no punchline??]

did u hit send too early

[there's a "trust you to fuck it up," a "trust you to do whatever and i'll live with it." trust you not to want your d bitten off by other dawgs.]

[siaw]

i never hit anything too early

[ bam ]

1/2 (cw uhh sexual vulgarity, why do i even warn for that anymore)

[pillz]

that why my asshoel so tight
ok

2/2

[pillz]

[and there's a beat's pause, before he finds the-- nerve, shall we say? to ask:]

u givin one 2 wylan too

[at least he isn't being cagey about it. it's not a generalized question.]

[siaw]

yeah. Just you and him

[ what could this meaaaaaan ]

[pillz]

[that wylan's going to beat him :(

:( :( :(

:((((((((((((((((((((((( but that's ok.]

tihs some highlander shit

[siaw]

depends
does highlander trust a couple of people enough to take care of what's precious to him

[pillz]

dk
but i dont think thats what the movies r about lol
when od i get my puppy

[siaw]

you're the one who brought it up, not me.
In a few months. Only found out my dogs pregnant a couple of days ago.

[pillz]

how sure r u she isnt just headin fir hear tdisease and diabetes-related amputations

[whispers i love you.]

[siaw]

you're drunk aren't you
drunk enough to forget who you're talking to

[pillz]

oh
u can heal dogs? huh. guess taht makes sense
does ur power work on plantz 2

[distractable.

but also enamored of powers always.]

[siaw]

anything that's alive. or was alive.

[pillz]

what the fuck does that mean
u can bring shit back to life? people? deada ss roadkill dogs?

[siaw]

in theory?
we haven't really done it a lot

[pillz]

damn, son
u like bisexual eruasian canophoile jesus
u done it ever?

[siaw]

cool, i'm getting the asian jokes now
yeah i have

[pillz]

u just look kind of asian tahts not a joke.
what did u bring back
did u kill it first?
thats some xcore magic shit man i think u have 2 pay for it wit ur soul or somethina

[siaw]

thank you now i know where to look for my long lost ancestors
we brought back one of our dogs
my brother and i
some guy poisoned it

[ Which begs the question: what did the vengeful little twins, spoiled spawn of a demon, do to that guy in return. ]

[pillz]

[o.]

sounds like a cunt

[sounds like something kavinsky would do? he generally left animals alone, though; they were less interesting than people, and people weren't that interesting to begin with.]

did u get him back
& his little dog too

[siaw]

yeah. we got him back.

[ Don't ask Kavinsky it's an ugly story ]

[pillz]

[but

that's

kavinsky's favorite type of story.]

wut did u do ;(

cw for psycho shit

[siaw]

we found him with our other dogs. then we made him fall asleep so we could take him away. when he woke up, we made him suffer and left him to die with his own poison. then we went back to his family and made them forget he'd ever been around at all.

[ is this the truth. isn't it. has kavinsky seen enough of caleb to find it plausible?! ]

[pillz]

[yeti emoji in kavinsky's brain.]

r u fuckin wit me holt
or synpsisng some horror thrillr shit
is this the one abo the little wizard boy