eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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feel free to put texts, audio, video, whatever IC communiques would go here.


CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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YES
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NO
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Comments

[pillz]

as a heart attack, babydoll

how many u got so far
and can they too accommodate a mutant cucumber

[tstop]

how many players? nine that want to try, one already has a pair of skates and i have an extra pair if they'll fit anyone else
you'll have to ask them yourself
actually on second thought, let's just go with no

[pillz]

shit thats not bad
congratulations uve rounded up a proper clambake
can u get their shoe sizes

[tstop]

you can call it a team, you know.
definitely. i'll text everyone and get back to you when i've got it all.
do you have some kind of sports authority hookup or something?

[pillz]

sounds less like a lesbian orgy that way ;(

[the winky frown is back.]

yeah
i coach the local football team. the sex shop is our major sponsor but we got other shit
would u like a nude calendar

[tstop]

i don't know whether to disappoint you now or later ;(

[ we were doing so well without you, winky frown. ]

that's oddly convenient. the coaching part, not the sponser
i've got a calendar in my phone so i think i'll be all right :)
are you in it?

[pillz]

no
they all like dress size 12 im like a 2. going 4 a different aesthetic
if it was just our cocks id blend in but u know, girls care abo other shit

[u know]

[tstop]

right
so how does coaching a football team relate to discounted skates
i hope you're not just getting my hopes up
;(

[pillz]

i dont inspire hope. i make bzns dealsss ;(

i know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy
its gorwn up man stuff u wouldnt understand.

[tstop]

oh, wow, this sounds completely legitimate

[pillz]

i get that a lot

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how many stars do you have on yelp

1/2

[pillz]

6.5

2/2

[pillz]

fuck i misread thought u meant inches

4 ;(

i want a lifetime of free tix. 1 for me and +1
look
no down payment for u

[tstop]

and just like that you went from average to questionable!

really?
i'll put you on the vip list!
well first i have to create a vip list but you'll be the first one on it

[pillz]

what do u mean
questionable ;(

[tstop]

nothing :)
if we're talking about yelp, 4 out of 5 is pretty reliable
6.5 is pretty reliable too??

[pillz]

hey
offtopic

hve u ever considered not talking 2 creeps

[tstop]

depends on the creep

but you also could have swiped left if you didn't want to talk to me

cw fat shaming cuz hes a poohead

[pillz]

talking is ok
i wouldve swiped left if u were fat
tbd i guess
but u only got 1 chin. congratulations

[tstop]

how did you ever manage to get 4 stars
it's not because you're charming

[pillz]

some people think im funny. and exciting. and a sexy kinda vulnerable under the troubled [he has to think of the word.] veneer.

also prompt product delivery
how soon u need it by you think

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two weeks from now, if i can get everyone's sizes in quick

[pillz]

2 stars
2 fucking stars
bitch r u kidding me ;(

[tstop]

there's no symbol for half of a star
but also your customer service is kind of terrible
and you're also taking this non-existent yelp thing too seriously
don't call me a bitch again