eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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Comments

[coy]

we went out, if that's what you mean.

[pillz]

yeah that what i mean

nice. what u guys do
he show u all 3? at least 1
peek and a squeeze

[coy]

we went on a sleigh ride.

that's for us to know and you not to find out. :)

[pillz]

so bad too sad. u know, all the publicity those dicks r getitng are bcuz of me

did u have fun
r u guys gonna have asschin senator babies or i gotta wiat 2 find that out too

[coy]

we had a good time.

[ she's being coy.]

[pillz]

u know if imma be your gay best friend or whatever the fuckt his is

im going 2 need some more dirty deets

[coy]

nothing happened. it was a day date. [ which was gansey's call. and you know how day dates go.]

[pillz]

[kavinsky probably wouldn't know. the only date he has properly attended in eudio terminated with an ill-timed panic attack and some of his best douchery seen thus far.]

u didnt even suck his face
i mean a goddamn sleigh ride
gay best friend gasp

[coy]

[ she loves having a gay best friend, she's never had one and she's the sort to have one, to be the best straight girl best friend.] there may have been a kiss.

[pillz]

did his chin gas into ur mouth

[kavinsky is not very good at this, and his intentions are not as pure as caroline deserves, but as talk goes it's-- harmless.]

i worry sometimes
teh friction

[coy]

your perception of his chin is way off.

our mouths fit just fine. :)

[pillz]

tongue
[ ] yes
[ ] no

[coy]

no.

[pillz]

what the fuck does a boy gotta do to get his tongue in ur mouth
the sleigh gotta be solid fuckin gold
an actual pumpkin
pocket containing glass slippers nd 200 flavrs of condoms

[coy]

hey! he was being a gentleman. it was the first date.

[pillz]

oh boy oh boy
that mean there gonna be a date #2

[coy]

if he wants ;)

[pillz]

what about what u want babydoll
would u describe dick 3g lite as in your top 5
top 3?

[coy]

it's kind of complicated. i do like him. but...

i'm also kind of seeing someone.

[ aka shagging.]

cw sexual vulgarity

[pillz]

[because aka shagging is in small actionspam brackets, kavinsky can't see it.

i mean he probably knows anyway, but he's going to go ahead and say—]

is ur vagina admit 1 only
is that what we talking abo

:3

[coy]

i'm not a prude but i'm a fan of monogamy.

not that what i'm involved in is... we're not dating or monogamous.

i'm not saying that i wouldn't have sex with him.

[pillz]

no offense
but what the fuck does any of that shit matter then
u trying 2 corner this other dude all up in ur snatch for monogamy
what

[coy]

saying it's complicated is the biggest understatement ever.

it's the cliche bad boy i shouldn't be with thing.

shut up.

[pillz]

whoa whoa
i didn say anything

[coy]

you're being judgey