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Joseph Kavinsky? My name is Petyr Baelish.

[ It's such a struggle to not take on his full title and lordship. ]

A few weeks ago, your...I suppose you would say world mate, made a post on the network warning people not to talk to you. But I am not one to listen to one-sided advice. I would like to hear your half of the story, if you don't mind. When you have the chance, could you please return my call? It would be most appreciated.

u got me. hey man

why u care about a couple kids dick slappin each other
they dont have pay per view oto here?

[ He doesn't know what pay per view is, so he decides this is just some witty teenage remark that he doesn't have to respond to. ]

Because he laid out some hefty accusations about the things of which you are capable. They don't sound like mere "child's play."

Call me curious. Or call me a man who can appreciate someone who is capable. Either way, this is your chance to set the story straight -- with either truth or lies. It doesn't matter.

[ With the truth, he'll find out just how "dangerous" this kid is. With lies, he'll find out how good of a liar he is. Either way, Baelish finds out important information. ]

im a child. and i was playin. hence, childs play
;(

ok man. short version is i saved lynchs life. then i saved his relationship wit his husband, 3 dick gansey. taugt him everything i knew abo what we can do. got him a fuckin car.

and the lil bitch spat it in my face. bad investment. wont make teh same mistake again i can promise u that

[defensive much.

(yes he is the most defensive. and petulant. and awful. little does he know, of course, that the person he's speaking to could give him a run for his money.)]

[ Come, Kavinsky. Let Baelish teach you all about spite, petulance and being awful. ]

I can certainly understand your disdain for bad investments. I have made a few myself back in my world.

[ And he had them all killed at the first chance he got. ]

However, how do you respond to the claim that you are a murderer and cannot be trusted? They are harsh words for your bad investment to throw around. Ones that very well could ruin your reputation here, if you are not careful.

mayb i get into a business where that rep is useful.

scare some lil native bitches. save me the trouble of actually murderin anybody here. the city wins, i win. people i wouldve had 2 cap win. win-win-win.

dont need anybody to trust me. angel investor already floated down from the fuckin sky. hope u come from somewhere different. ;(

so what the hell is u do, bsides read tabloids?

[those do sound like lovely lessons to learn.]

[ Why does he talk like this? Petyr has a little trouble keeping up with this modern speak and misspelled words. Kids these days!! But it's slightly less obnoxious than Ronan so that's a point in Kavinsky's favor. ]

At the moment? I watch and learn which imPorts are the ones to know. I am interested in meeting those clever enough to survive and talented enough to weave their lies seamlessly with their truths. Such things will be useful when it comes to obtaining our long term freedom from the countries who wish to keep us under their thumbs.

But at the immediate moment, I am working on opening several establishments within Maurtia Falls. Clubs and entertainment that can also provide a sanctuary for those who need to do their dealings in private.

that right?

[that would be the sound of a problem child taking interest. petyr hit all the right notes; not the least of which, reminding kavinsky of the russian problem.]

im startin some shit up at mfalls myself. been told it has a good club scene, and some other industries. trying to break in.

another import helped me out wit startup. if u need capital i might b able to ask a guy. guy's a lil intense tho. talks some shit about loyalties etc.

Maurtia Falls does have a certain appeal to those with a different form of appetite than your average citizen.

[ A polite way to refer to the crime rate. ]

I appreciate your kind offer. But I have more than enough to do what I have to do.

[ Right now, it's not funds he's interested in, but Kavinsky. A young man who seems to be a good investment from his point of view. ]

But more than that, what does this other imPort expect in return from you? Financial backing always comes with the expectation of a favor. Has this 'intense' young man made his intentions clear to you?

mazel tov, mr. b.

w this guy, biggie was the l word. no selling to his competitors adn shit like that. at least that what he said. im pretty sure theres somethin between the lines or comin down the pipes
metaphor of ur choice.
but i think hes waiting 2 see what i make of myself b4 he makes a move. no point in collectin now.

[kavinsky can tell when he's the object in the store window. it's gratifying, really. and he does plan to do well for himself.]

where did u get ur cash

Men who demand loyalty upfront are often not men who deserve it. But I am certain I'm not telling you something you do not already know, wise as you are to the ways of the street.

[ The second question, though. Petyr doesn't really want to reveal his power just yet. So how best to spin this in a believable manner? ]

I am well-versed in making money appear out of no where. I served as Master of Coin back home and was often tasked with finding gold for tournaments or other city-wide celebrations. Something that is simple when you know how to use the system in your favor. This world behaves much the same. It is all about who you know and what the bank will offer you. Not to mention, I served as a brothel keeper in my world. I am well aware that sex is something that sells. It is universal and timeless. Thus why I will be opening up a Gentleman's Club at the beginning of next month.

grew up on tehm all my life man

[this is mostly false. kavinsky was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, and the vile things that happened after, and the vile person he became after, does not exactly erase that privilege. or the fact that flattery and ego are some of his simpler weaknesses. good job, petyr!

power, drugs, sex, also weaknesses.]

look at u
ure pretty wit it for a d&d throwback
so

[and this is both important and not.]

u gonna sell girls

[ That earns a laugh, although it's unheard through this means of communication. ]

Most unfortunately, I cannot sell them within the legalities set by this world. An odd thing, really, given that brothels have always played a predominant role in my society. But I pay my girls to provide a show. And if that show happens to venture into one of the private rooms, and if the girl chooses of her own volition to make the show a more "hands on" experience completely separate of the service she is paid to offer, I would not interfere.

[ In other words, yes. He sells girls. But only in a manner that works under this new system that condemns prostitution. ]

[that does sound more complicated than it should. there are a lot of things kavinsky doesn't know, but he is aware that selling sex isn't what it used to be. back in the old world, he had poked his head into strip clubs.

and perhaps just as relevantly, back in the old world, he had pretended to be interested in girls.]

that sreal generous of u. takin care of your girls like that. just dont let them unionize or u might be in some shit. u gonna make some good money. ;(

me,im jus goin into production. should b fun. dont get a shop front like urs though. pretty sure thatd be a bad idea

[ Petyr will be sure to have some pretty boys to cater to your needs, Kavinsky! Don't you fret. ]

Whether you have a shop or not, it sounds as though you will be entertaining lucrative affairs. Though perhaps, you should have an office. An office in someone else's shop front. Someone who knows how to conduct candid business and will not allow any unwelcome visitors through their door.

[ Someone like Petyr, perhaps! ]

[that offer

is promising. and also interesting, which is probably the more important. if nothing else, kavinsky's morbid curiosity will get him into most doors marked danger. and he really oughtn't have gone to all those strip clubs he'd been through, before; that, more than the breasts, was why he went.

not that it'd hurt to have a demographic that suits his orientation. but it doesn't occur to him to even think about that now. he wants the money.

and he has ways to making sure he gets out alive, if it comes to his most desperate and paranoid contingencies.]

my office space got a name yet/ or u still workin on that?

It is still a work in progress. I am not certain if you've heard of a little place called the Iceberg Lounge. It was an imPort run business that seems to be on the market for a new owner. I have my sights set upon that, and I do believe it would make an excellent facility for this office of yours.

[ As a place that used to be run by the Penguin, it's a criminal mastermind's haven. But there. He's laid the offer flat out. ]

All I would ask for in return is not even money, but information. You would have access to all sorts of connections and likely hear all sorts of rumors. Become an informant for me, and I will assure you are provided for and protected from any meddlesome law enforcement.

[ A very stark difference between Petyr and Kavinsky's other boss is that Petyr isn't asking for loyalty. He has no expectations of loyalty. In his world and this one, it's a matter of using one another for each others benefit. And what he and Kavinsky have is an arrangement that would be mutually beneficial. ]

[this silence lasts twice as long as any of the others. which is to say, kavinsky still reacts with speedy, cokehead twitchiness, but more toward the thoughtful twitching end of that range.]

ok.
2 conditions

#1 iceberg lounge s a shit name, man. u gotta change that shit. sounds like soem shit vegan cafe where all tehy feed u is bad lettuce an principles

[he's lucky that the penguin isn't around. kavinsky probably could not defeat one of batman's finest.]

#2 imma check it out next week. not 2 be a bitch, but u try anything fucked up & i fuck u right back
buddy ol pal ;(

[ Well. Unfortunately for Petyr, the Iceberg fell into other hands when the person who owned it ported out. Fortunately for Petyr, he would not let this deter him and totally plans on building something similar right next door to compete and even steal away business entirely. That is how he operates. ]

I would not expect anything less from a brilliant and cautious young man such as yourself. I have not secured the location just yet, but even if I do not choose to pursue it -- there is no harm in checking it out. I will own something nearly identical, whether it's that or something else. And I assure you, you have nothing to fear from me. I do not actively fuck over my potential new friends.

[ lololol yeah right. ]

Edited 2016-05-07 12:44 (UTC)

[hashtag conversations between paranoid, narcissistic creeps.]

ok man. i am going 2 take u at ur word. ;( feelin pretty safe
im all 4 startin your own shit instead of pickin some limp shit out of osme other fucks leftover burrito
sorry i misunderstood man

[such humility.]

u got a name yet?

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BTW yesterday my plurk was so full of yelling enthusiasm for your petyr c: gj

djfhs omg thank you! Kavinsky has been such a delight! <33

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1/2 (sorry about the delay, rl kicked me in the face)

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IT'S FINE! I have been so behind myself. ;A;

slowly crawls along wit u