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[pillz]

Text/audio/video OK.

Up to R for language, individual threads/comments to be marked with warnings accordingly in the subject header if you plase.

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

I won't ask what "hit up" might entail.

[Because he already had to read the word "vagina" in text, that's why!]

But no, I am not going to penalize you for your documented efforts, which I will of course expect you to take documentation of and I will be privy to. That would be cruel and unusual.

cw sexual vulgarity

[pillz]

[oh my god psychiatry dad]

howt eh fuck do u expect me to > document
like screencap my texts
or audio record when we hang out
im gonna warn u im prob going 2 lead wit a discusison of how to make spunk taste better
(ur advice is welcum)

[slightlyoffchilt]

I was hoping you might consent to wearing a wire. I figure that the feel of it shouldn't be too novel for you. You like adrenaline rushes, after all. Don't you?

Also: bodily fluid pun noted.

[He saw that "welcum".]

[pillz]

are u fuckin serious?

[what is this. next-level stalking. though to be honest, the law enforcement connotations bother kavinsky more than anything else. #priorities. #badpuns. none of his hashtags will save him now.]

i never worn a wire what kind of fuckin narc do u think i am old man
qhat if i gotta ask him naked

[slightlyoffchilt]

I mean really, honestly, how likely is that? I suspect not very likely. You expect him to take the initiative, and suddenly your clothes vanish?

[pillz]

plan is 2 watch som porn w him
man i thought u was a shrink
dont u fuckin know anything
u want informaiton, the classics r booze, drugs, & sex
or blackmail. whatever.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I cannot ethically encourage you, at your age, to seduce Reggie, at his age. It would raise a few eyebrows.

Wiretapping is far less dirty, you understand. Classic technique.

[pillz]

why dont u just bug my phone since were already approx that level fo fucked up creepy already

[slightlyoffchilt]

I hardly think you would simply hand me your phone. And I certainly do not know where it's been.

[pillz]

new plan
im gonna jack off w him
ask him some questions
& get back 2 u w my stylin edotialization
or
some kinda bug
either way
im doin it cuz this is the way i mnot gonna fuckin get caught instead of ur old man super fuckin obvious creep wannabe cia bs
ps im 18

[slightlyoffchilt]

I think you enjoy this sort of thing. The explicit content, the shocking language.

Part of the thrill, would you say?

[pillz]

do u want me 2 spy on ur nubile young buttslaves heterosexual betrayal or not
im gettin into the idea now
stop me b4 it too late

[slightlyoffchilt]

I am not going to stop you.


Additionally: have you reviewed any imPort-inspired internet stories? You read so familiarly.

[pillz]

sweet




wat
sometimes iw rite daenerys targaryen fanfic

[you can tell he cares because he didn't typo, and her name is impossible.]

is that wat u mean

[slightlyoffchilt]

[Oh my god, he thinks.]

Really? Which ones?

[This excites Chilton, highly professional man that he is, now he thinks he knows who he can commission for Revenge Fanfic whenever Jeff Winger is mean to him.]

cw sexual vulgarity \@_@/

[pillz]

well i got a bunch of short oens but im on ch 12 of this series
homegirl just lit a volcano up & fucked a cheiftain
it called dragon leather conqueress
i got like 21000 hits on chap 11 no lie
wish this shit paid (but i dont need the moeny)
ppl keep yellin at me abt vagina anatoym tho so im thinkin im just gonna go anal here out

[slightlyoffchilt]

I see.

And I take it you have no intention to show this to Daenerys.

[Notice it was not a question.]

[pillz]

idk i didnt think abt it
why

[slightlyoffchilt]

She might, just maybe, perhaps find it a bit.


Insulting.

awkward transition bc i oocly realized plot time is slowly coming toward us

[pillz]

like u would feel insulted if i wrote f ic abt u suckin face wit ur hot black gf & barfin religoius nightmares over the country?
kinda funny comin from a guy who rwote the book on heisenberg
literally

aw yeah!

[slightlyoffchilt]

I'd feel insulted now, knowing the source of it.

[A moment before the next text. Mentions of Walter White always put Chilton on edge.]

His was a case study that needed to be publicly dissected. My ethical duty to do so, in fact.

[Debatable.]

[pillz]

aww whys that i like & respect u so much doc
> ethical how
(i mean no offense but u seem like teh kind of guy who finds himself pretty fuckin interestin too even if u dont want 2 be > dissected)

[slightlyoffchilt]

There is a difference between personally interesting and psychologically interesting. While sometimes the both overlap, yes, I assure you I consider myself to be firmly the former.

Jury's still out on you, however.

[pillz]

im fuckin fascinating
but not gonna lie i like myp rivacy
dont like bein famous
notorious mayb.
i mean ig uess u got that goin for you too
lot of press coverage 4 a shrink

[slightlyoffchilt]

You make for quite the temptress, Mr. Kavinsky.

I will bear that in mind for future reference.