eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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feel free to put texts, audio, video, whatever IC communiques would go here.


CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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Comments

[siaw]

Usually outside. Bring little plastic bags to pick it up and throw it in a bin.

What else do you need to know.

[pillz]

penis/vag surgery to stop fucking?
food?
why me

[siaw]

around 6 months of age
i can show you what i feed mine
because i trust you

[pillz]

[longish pause, kavinsky waiting for the punchline.

and then sitting around incredulous there is no punchline??]

did u hit send too early

[there's a "trust you to fuck it up," a "trust you to do whatever and i'll live with it." trust you not to want your d bitten off by other dawgs.]

[siaw]

i never hit anything too early

[ bam ]

1/2 (cw uhh sexual vulgarity, why do i even warn for that anymore)

[pillz]

that why my asshoel so tight
ok

2/2

[pillz]

[and there's a beat's pause, before he finds the-- nerve, shall we say? to ask:]

u givin one 2 wylan too

[at least he isn't being cagey about it. it's not a generalized question.]

[siaw]

yeah. Just you and him

[ what could this meaaaaaan ]

[pillz]

[that wylan's going to beat him :(

:( :( :(

:((((((((((((((((((((((( but that's ok.]

tihs some highlander shit

[siaw]

depends
does highlander trust a couple of people enough to take care of what's precious to him

[pillz]

dk
but i dont think thats what the movies r about lol
when od i get my puppy

[siaw]

you're the one who brought it up, not me.
In a few months. Only found out my dogs pregnant a couple of days ago.

[pillz]

how sure r u she isnt just headin fir hear tdisease and diabetes-related amputations

[whispers i love you.]

[siaw]

you're drunk aren't you
drunk enough to forget who you're talking to

[pillz]

oh
u can heal dogs? huh. guess taht makes sense
does ur power work on plantz 2

[distractable.

but also enamored of powers always.]

[siaw]

anything that's alive. or was alive.

[pillz]

what the fuck does that mean
u can bring shit back to life? people? deada ss roadkill dogs?

[siaw]

in theory?
we haven't really done it a lot

[pillz]

damn, son
u like bisexual eruasian canophoile jesus
u done it ever?

[siaw]

cool, i'm getting the asian jokes now
yeah i have

[pillz]

u just look kind of asian tahts not a joke.
what did u bring back
did u kill it first?
thats some xcore magic shit man i think u have 2 pay for it wit ur soul or somethina

[siaw]

thank you now i know where to look for my long lost ancestors
we brought back one of our dogs
my brother and i
some guy poisoned it

[ Which begs the question: what did the vengeful little twins, spoiled spawn of a demon, do to that guy in return. ]

[pillz]

[o.]

sounds like a cunt

[sounds like something kavinsky would do? he generally left animals alone, though; they were less interesting than people, and people weren't that interesting to begin with.]

did u get him back
& his little dog too

[siaw]

yeah. we got him back.

[ Don't ask Kavinsky it's an ugly story ]

[pillz]

[but

that's

kavinsky's favorite type of story.]

wut did u do ;(