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[pillz]

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Up to R for language, individual threads/comments to be marked with warnings accordingly in the subject header if you plase.

Comments

cw misogynistic language

[pillz]

[yes. y eees. kavinsky deduces it to be.]

shes kind of a bitch aight
did she come after u some point
ketamine didnt put her down/

[slightlyoffchilt]

She did come after me, yes. The idea was to help another patient of mine overcome his anxiety of her specifically through measured exposure therapy.

But she preferred to come after me.

[pillz]

like w powers?

not the fuckin singing powers

was it the fuckin singing powers/
hwat did u see

[slightlyoffchilt]

She brought me beneath the ground. It was like a void mausoleum, absent of any concrete details. Just darkness. Until she arrived, anyway, with her vines and flowers.

[pillz]

[all right. creepy.]

wuz she trying 2 get u to fuck her?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You know, the subject never came up, so I'm going to go with a steady "no". I am yet convinced that she knew what she wanted.

She has destructive tendencies and poor impulse control.

cw sexual vulgarity

[pillz]

[hey, kavinsky resembles that remark. he frowns briefly at the screen.]

say i hit up mantle
dig around
due diligence
he still followz her vagina off a cliff
u still gonna cut me off?

[hasthag friendship]

[slightlyoffchilt]

I won't ask what "hit up" might entail.

[Because he already had to read the word "vagina" in text, that's why!]

But no, I am not going to penalize you for your documented efforts, which I will of course expect you to take documentation of and I will be privy to. That would be cruel and unusual.

cw sexual vulgarity

[pillz]

[oh my god psychiatry dad]

howt eh fuck do u expect me to > document
like screencap my texts
or audio record when we hang out
im gonna warn u im prob going 2 lead wit a discusison of how to make spunk taste better
(ur advice is welcum)

[slightlyoffchilt]

I was hoping you might consent to wearing a wire. I figure that the feel of it shouldn't be too novel for you. You like adrenaline rushes, after all. Don't you?

Also: bodily fluid pun noted.

[He saw that "welcum".]

[pillz]

are u fuckin serious?

[what is this. next-level stalking. though to be honest, the law enforcement connotations bother kavinsky more than anything else. #priorities. #badpuns. none of his hashtags will save him now.]

i never worn a wire what kind of fuckin narc do u think i am old man
qhat if i gotta ask him naked

[slightlyoffchilt]

I mean really, honestly, how likely is that? I suspect not very likely. You expect him to take the initiative, and suddenly your clothes vanish?

[pillz]

plan is 2 watch som porn w him
man i thought u was a shrink
dont u fuckin know anything
u want informaiton, the classics r booze, drugs, & sex
or blackmail. whatever.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I cannot ethically encourage you, at your age, to seduce Reggie, at his age. It would raise a few eyebrows.

Wiretapping is far less dirty, you understand. Classic technique.

[pillz]

why dont u just bug my phone since were already approx that level fo fucked up creepy already

[slightlyoffchilt]

I hardly think you would simply hand me your phone. And I certainly do not know where it's been.

[pillz]

new plan
im gonna jack off w him
ask him some questions
& get back 2 u w my stylin edotialization
or
some kinda bug
either way
im doin it cuz this is the way i mnot gonna fuckin get caught instead of ur old man super fuckin obvious creep wannabe cia bs
ps im 18

[slightlyoffchilt]

I think you enjoy this sort of thing. The explicit content, the shocking language.

Part of the thrill, would you say?

[pillz]

do u want me 2 spy on ur nubile young buttslaves heterosexual betrayal or not
im gettin into the idea now
stop me b4 it too late

[slightlyoffchilt]

I am not going to stop you.


Additionally: have you reviewed any imPort-inspired internet stories? You read so familiarly.

[pillz]

sweet




wat
sometimes iw rite daenerys targaryen fanfic

[you can tell he cares because he didn't typo, and her name is impossible.]

is that wat u mean

[slightlyoffchilt]

[Oh my god, he thinks.]

Really? Which ones?

[This excites Chilton, highly professional man that he is, now he thinks he knows who he can commission for Revenge Fanfic whenever Jeff Winger is mean to him.]

cw sexual vulgarity \@_@/

[pillz]

well i got a bunch of short oens but im on ch 12 of this series
homegirl just lit a volcano up & fucked a cheiftain
it called dragon leather conqueress
i got like 21000 hits on chap 11 no lie
wish this shit paid (but i dont need the moeny)
ppl keep yellin at me abt vagina anatoym tho so im thinkin im just gonna go anal here out

[slightlyoffchilt]

I see.

And I take it you have no intention to show this to Daenerys.

[Notice it was not a question.]

[pillz]

idk i didnt think abt it
why