eudio cuddlr / inbox (cw offensive language, toxic masculinity, edgelord deathy stuff)

[pillz]

INBOX

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feel free to put texts, audio, video, whatever IC communiques would go here.


CUDDLR

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JOSEPH KAVINSKY (18) want 2 see my dragon ;) cars (to race), dubstep, drinks, pussy, pyrotechnics. the cock may apply. dope is ok. go fast and leave no regrets. keep your sense of fucking humor. i like to entertain anything else u want i can get

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (19) who gives a fuck

JOSEPH KAVINSKY (20) dream thief, like the fingie tats say. single again. still a cunt. if u dont like how i talk, i can do other things. lovely singing voice. know my way around a gear shift & a sweet engine. fact of life: goin fast doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end & i do not fucking stop. this rate, im gonna live to be 100 yo fat balding, salads w beer 4 breakfast, covered in liverspotted wife. worse fuckin fates, baby

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Comments

[pillz]

ill take it!
of its a pitbll

[siaw]

husky actually. so it's gonna get pretty big. you got enough room for that?

[pillz]

yeah
r huskeys teh one w the weird turd emoji tail

[siaw]

i dont know, are they

[pillz]

i dont know
i hope not
i want one taht looks more like a wolf

[siaw]

of course you do.

i'm gonna know if you fuck up. you realize that.

[pillz]

what
how
r u stalkin me
tahts kind of romantic

[from kavinsky, this is not a compliment!! caleb!!!!]

[siaw]

all day every day
i've got dog sentinels everywhere

[pillz]

i will try 2 hang around naked more often 4 ur sentinels
u just make sure tehy know it 4 u

[he doesn't bother asking if this is weird.

he knows it's weird.




they're weird.]

[siaw]

weren't you afraid they'd bite off your dick

[pillz]

nah
they wouldnt want u 2 be unhappy

[as it were.]

[siaw]

what makes you think i'd be unhappy

[pillz]

dint try 2 hurt my feelins
u know i dont have any ;(

[siaw]

and you'll have zero feelings between your legs! it all works out

[pillz]

tahta lmost gave me a feelin
between my legs

[siaw]

see we need to take care of that

[pillz]

sure
just u know
no dogs

[siaw]

the point of me texting you was to give you a dog

[pillz]

yeah but i dont have 2 put it on m dick right?
thhat wasnt part of the deal

[siaw]

see, that's one of the things that would result in you losing your dick.

[pillz]

hey baby we so on the same page.
when we decide 2 adopt i feel like we gonna rate high in compatbility
i want a lil girl

[siaw]

that's cute, honey. go get me a beer

[pillz]

when u get me te dog u can have ur beer
tell me where it gotta shit
adn other instruction manual info ok

[siaw]

Usually outside. Bring little plastic bags to pick it up and throw it in a bin.

What else do you need to know.

[pillz]

penis/vag surgery to stop fucking?
food?
why me